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P.s why does my iPhone always capture league table screen shots in large hi-res but the fixtures and results in smaller low res? Love modern technology

Injury time goal by Remy puts Newcastle back above us.

Not exactly, no. The 'like for like' real life comparison would be an 'annoying bloke standing next to you in pub' scenario. Ear plugs (ignore)? Go to a different pub (forum)? Ask the landlord to intervene (moderation)? or punch the bloke in the face (satisfying infraction)?

That's far too intellectual analysis for your average West Ham fan to comprehend I'm afraid

So if this annoying geezer keeps shouting stuff you disagree with through your letter box your solution is to put in some ear plugs?

Canada about to secure gold in the ice hockey. #winningmentality

What if he kept coming to your house and shouting the same thing time and time again through your letter box? #comparinglikewithlike

Lol @ Scotland

In all seriousness, West Ham did look like a team that had just come back from a wee break though (apart from the first 10 minutes where it looked like they were still on the plane home)

West Ham had a warm weather training break in Dubai last week then (Match of the Day commentator). One of the advantages of being knocked out of the FA Cup in the earlier rounds I guess...

IF there were trolls on this forum, I wonder which existing posters they would most closely resemble?

Indeed. You'd have thought their own forums would be keeping them quite busy right now...

Boruc Clyne - Fonte - Lovren - Shaw Wanyama - Schneiderlin Ramirez - Lallana - JRod Gallagher Subs: Kelvin, Chambers, Yoshida, Cork, JWP, Davis, Lambert

This. Sadly.

Do we have any volunteers on here to check the main board every now and then, and report back when it's safe to go back on there?

#meltdown #crisisclub

Nah. Can't be. The mods would have spotted it by now if he was.

Another fun week on the Saints Web Forum beckons. Thank heavens for the Pompey thread #meltdown #crisisclub

Cock. Game over

FFS Adam!

Oooh...Gaston close

The mods don't do anything about WUMs...

Shaw's gotta do better with a chance like that