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@bigadamsport: Deal for Wanyama not scuppered yet, but if his agent thinks he can fleece Cortese for exorbitant fee, he may as well call a taxi #saintsfc

@alex_crook: BBC Sport 'understands' #saintsfc have agreed with #celtic for Wanyama. Fingers on the pulse as always

Saints photographer is in town... Make of that what you will... @Wattsypics: Why do Southampton city council insist in putting road calming obsticals in the road that then make the road a death trap #idiots

Where's part 2...?

Radja Nainggolan ‏@OfficialRadja First time doing the traditional Batak dance Tortor :-) pic.twitter.com/33e4LU3tqe

Derek Acorah ‏@derek_acorah Good afternoon everybody. Hope you're all having a good Monday. Sorting the filter out on my fish pond today

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-players-won-t-break-wage-structure-1-5216725#.UcgvczGNKsw.twitter Didn't take Catlin long to catch the Pompey delusion bug...

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No worries sir. If there was ever a case for the invention of a 'wheat and chaff' separation device then Twitter is it.

Does anyone feel strongly enough to ask that question?

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/celtic/230516-celtic-to-draw-one-from-six-northern-european-opponents-in-champions-league/ Ah, the glamour of the Champions League...

I think we may be following the wrong sport if we want 'next level' players to conform to such an ideology...

kwaku saforo ‏@mr_saforo Nainggolan,Wanyama & Osvaldo are players teams like Fulham and Spurs should be going for and not Southampton!! What's going on here?? Andy Hollis ‏@74Promotions @mr_saforo why shouldn't Southampton? Are they not allowed ambition? kwaku saforo ‏@mr_saforo @74Promotions Oh they are. Everyone is. They should just be realistic about those ambitions. Andy Hollis ‏@74Promotions @mr_saforo I think it's realistic. Those players may still come - the money and ambition is very much there. More so than Fulham. kwaku saforo ‏@mr_saforo @74Promotions True but can they finish ahead of Fulham/Spurs in the upcoming season? That is the question. Osvaldo has already rejected £17m kwaku saforo ‏@mr_saforo @74Promotions Don't get me wrong. I like Soton. I admire the team's philosophy but I think they're just being a little over ambitious here Andy Hollis ‏@74Promotions @mr_saforo Fulham absolutely yes. Cortese wants them in Europe in next 2 seasons and he tends to get what he wants. Don't underestimate! Andy Hollis ‏@74Promotions @mr_saforo they only finished 2 points behind Fulham last season. We'll see. Cardiff going for Wanyama is far more ambitious. Andy Hollis ‏@74Promotions The story about three players rejecting Saints in the Mirror this morning is a cobbled together rehash of various rumours from the last few days. No solid truth in any of it, just press guesswork using arbitrary quotes. Long way to run on this. The course if true love etc Andy Hollis ‏@74Promotions Saints, despite spending £30m on transfers last year, paid the lowest agent fees in the league by quite some way. Cortese v strong on this.

pro·vin·cial(pr-vnshl) adj. 1. Of or relating to a province. 2. Of or characteristic of people from the provinces; not fashionable or sophisticated: "Well-educated professional women ... made me feel uncomfortably provincial" (J.R. Salamanca). 3. Limited in perspective; narrow and self-centered.

Aye... @Lord_Trousers: @74Promotions Cheers for the snippets of info Andy. Do you have any 'sources' within Saints? @74Promotions: @Lord_Trousers a couple, but in all honesty much of this can be deduced with common sense.

Yep, I'm as wary as the next man when it comes to allotting credence to the myriad of supposedly ITK Twitter accounts, although this chap seems to be less scattergun and less "look at me" compared to most (he doesn't use hash tags for example which suggests he's not of the 'attention seeker' type.) Anyway, in the words of a legendary SWF poster... "We'll see..."

@74Promotions: To Celtic fans who were saying that Wanyama is far too good for Southampton and would never go there. How do we feel if he goes to Cardiff? @74Promotions: Unfortunately Cortese's well known aversion to greedy agents may scupper the deal, but I suspect there's more to run on this one....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10138096/The-weather-prophets-should-be-chucked-in-the-deep-end.html

Getting aroused again...

Glasgow Saint, for having more sources than Heinz.

Yeah, coz the economy wasn't left on the brink of non-repair the last time this country lost its senses and handed over the reigns to Labour. #whataboutery

I can't take the credit on this one. Alehouseboys unearthed the other thread earlier. I just took the glory of posting it here for posterity

Done it for you, but good to see this classic thread again