trousers

So that you don't get anyone into trouble by revealing what the kit looks like.....please can you describe what it doesn't look like.... cheers

Can we still finish 8th....?

Lord Palmerston ‏@Lord_Palmerston St Mary's misses out on RWC15 games. Lack of atmosphere at Southampton games a factor? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-union/22379872 … Trousers ‏@Lord_Trousers @Lord_Palmerston If 'best atmosphere' was a deciding factor they'd have gone for Fratton Park, surely...?

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Charlton-To-Visit-Fratton-For-Friendly-4369.aspx What, no all expenses paid trips to sunny climes this year? We're gonna have nothing to chortle about at this rate...

Ian Abrahams ‏@BroadcastMoose Roberto Martinez has confirmed Wigan defender Maynor Figueroa has been ruled out for the rest of the season with a groin injury

You trying to tell me we might be a goner....?

I'll have £10 at 500/1 please.

Worth a punt at 100/1 then?

A device to stop 87% of the human race drifting in front of you on the pavement. 300.000 years of human evolution and people still haven't mastered the art of walking in a straight ****ing line.

So that we get used to playing on crap pitches and win more away games? It did occur to me when we were in league 1 that having a billiard table home pitch didn't help us deal with the cow fields that other teams played on. Obviously less of an issue in the premier league.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=43600

Punishments for football clubs that don't honour CVAs

What would Antony's advice be today?

If you'd posted that on page 48 you'd have saved us an awful lot of time and effort over the last 5 takeovers. Hundreds of pages of hilarity summarised in one succinct post. You don't do summaries of the bible too per chance do you? If we could squeeze that ridiculous tome down to a few pertinent words we could bring joy to the world and not just this thread. Anyway, the primary function of this thread going forwards is not to chortle at Pompey fans (desirable side effect that it is) but to keep an eye on proceedings on behalf of the next tranche of tax payers, businesses and charities and forewarn them about blowing another £150m on a football club reaching beyond its means...

Ahhhh....those were the days....

http://oddschecker.mobi/iphone-landing.html?reffering_domain=www#_football-english-premier-league-relegation-all-odds-southampton

The chap that runs that Twitter account got a load of stick the last time he announced Shaw was returning from injury ahead of people's expectations, but it turned out he was right. So, not one to dismiss out of hand. Maybe the club are feeding the media stories that he's out for the season to wrong foot Spurs? There again, maybe not...

Targett has been featuring regularly in the U18s/U21s (he played 90 mins vs Spurs U21s on Monday), so he's "match fit" (although obviously not "Premier League match fit")

@alex_crook: Sounds like financial chaos at #aldershot players not paid their April salaries. So sad after how hard they worked to rise from the ashes

Funnily enough, I had the same thought earlier today. Hasn't his loan at Southend technically come to an end now anyway as their season is already done and dusted?

Can I come up your poop deck?

Fret ye not sire. Pompey fans aren't as obsessed with us as we, on here , are with them, so they'll never get to know just how pathetic we are coz they'll never get to read our dross in the first place...

Indeed it doesn't. Birch seems to be saying if Chainrai had hung in there another 24 hours then PFC would've been toast and Chainrai would've walked away with acres of prime development land. Unless Birch is simply bigging up his 'victory' when in fact Chainrai stood to gain far less from liquidation...? Something doesn't quite add up (in my pathetically obsessed mind)...

I've been doing my utmost to sound pathetic since page 58 and quite frankly i'm insulted its taken you this long to notice...

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/interviews/it-took-only-10-minutes-to-do-chelsea-deal-with-roman-abramovich-but-i-had-to-google-him-first--i-wasnt-sure-if-jeremy-beadle-was-going-to-jump-out-8596796.html So, does Robinson own the whole of Fratton Park (and surrounding land) or does he just have a charge on it? #confused