trousers

No good defenders in the Premier League then....

True, but....

Yep, I got the same reply. I've replied asking if they are happy that a penalty they serve ends up having no tangible effect and how that can possibly uphold the integrity of the League.

Yeah, but East Coast costs the tax payer less so that's good innit...

Being downwind of Portsmouth all their lives most Southampton fans have already built up an immunity to all serious diseases

2009... 2010...

Here's looking forward to Labour's re-nationalisation manifesto in 2015 (the one that got lost at the printers between 1997 and 2010)

Yep....CVA1 hasn't technically failed until its superseded by CVA2

Just watched the video of him at the press conference earlier today. He says it was "a bit weird" when Nigel was there (referring to the chopping and changing of keepers all the time)

@BroadcastMoose: Southampton keeper Artur Boruc has signed a new 2 year deal with them &said he doesn't think "Champions League is too big an ask" for them @BaddesleyBill: @BroadcastMoose Just like I told you 2yrs ago. You said you would be Prime Minister first #votemoose ) @BroadcastMoose: @BaddesleyBill I stand by it - Southampton will not get into the Champions League - dont be silly

@JFBLucas: Many thanks to @SimonPeach and @alex_crook for their patience and resisting the urge to blow the Boruc story today. #embargo

I'm still no closer to knowing who is 'right'....Sergei, pap or both?

Warm feeling in my underpants

This

Been like it in London for last 10+ years (nice try... )

Good times

It won't let me register for some reason - crap registration form - doesn't tell you what the problem is.....hey ho, their problem not mine

I said at the start of the season we would finish 8th and I'm sticking to that

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@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey could find out their points deduction fate tomorrow at the earliest. http://t.co/TNjkFKKHay I thought it was a nailed on certainty to be this season Neil...?

My uncle used to play for Pompey in the 60s but I don't see him much these days. Do I pass?

They will argue that the 'agreement' was between BDO and Portpin and as such it's Birch & Co that are withholding publication (no doubt for an easily explainable reason..."it's commercially sensitive until the club comes out of administration....blah....blah...")