trousers

You missed one...

Good question. Alas, one that I don't know the answer to!

Liking the headline on that Sun calendar article...couldn't have put it better myself....

@portsmouthnews: #Pompey - University deliver Pompey training ground blow - http://t.co/xCKcOALe

The 'Pompey Phoenix Club Saga' thread?

@TonyHusbandBBC: #pompey Five more senior players heading out, Portsmouth face challenge to stay competitive on the field. No imminent end to admin likely.

Was just thinking the same

Source?

I would put it more down to fitness of the mind (i.e. ability to concentrate 100% over 95 mins) rather than fitness of the body...

I can't see any other logical explanation. I guess the question is: What has happened to change their mind? The realisation of the likelihood that the court case won't go their way?

Robert Peston ‏@Peston And why a sustainable eurozone recovery would be more expensive for Osborne and the Treasury than losing AAA http://bbc.in/13fpPwJ

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport Former Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola says he is ready to return to coaching following his seven-month sabbatical. http://bbc.in/13fkZiX

I'd always assumed that was in honour of the IQ of the average Pompey fan...

@pn_neil_allen: Phew, #Pompey player circus goes on. Mendez-Laing also left - but Gyepes stays for now. Dan Butler added to squad. http://t.co/EGe5l9Pw

Daft question alert....why do you need 3 suits for 1 trip?

@tomdearie: @davepfc1 Don't go on FB... We're being liquidated and Sat is our last game according to one of the Pompey groups on there.

And my vote for favourite Pompey tweet of the night goes to... @Pettittittitt: if pompey go bust, will i get a refund on my curtains?

@alex_crook: #crawley are in for on loan #pompey striker Paul Benson #stfc

Daily Mail Online ‏@MailOnline Is the financial crisis good for the environment? Pollution falls by 40 per cent in Greece - http://bit.ly/TH4PMk

Ryan Elvin ‏@ryanelvin Haha lee Williamson how's that bigger club with loads of ambition working out for ya? #sufc #twitterblades #layedoff Chris Clifford ‏@chrisclifford29 Dear Lee Williamson, The grass isn't always greener on the other side, funny looking ambition that!! Yours truly, #sufc #twitterblades Brad Hague ‏@BradHague I'm glad to see Lee Williamson's ambitious career move worked out well ☺ released by a club in the relegation zone! Hahahaha #***** Theo 'DENCH' Wilson ‏@theo_kwadjo45 Portsmouth have released Lee Williamson! Hahah, yeah loads more ambition haven't they... KARMA ******!!!! Daniel Baguley ‏@BaguleyDaniel So Lee Williamson how did that move from Sheff Utd turn out? #sufc Andy Hill ‏@hillblade1889 Lee Williamson released by Pompey? Quote "I want to move to a bigger club" Come back to the Lane then #GrassGreener Luke Hodder ‏@lahodder Let's all laugh at Lee Williamson.. The club with ambition releasing you?! Hahahahaaaaa #sufc #twitterblades #pompey abbie ‏@abbief0ster Good ****ing bye Lee Williamson! Pompey have more ambition than the blades? My arse