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@pn_Rory_McKeown: Vladimir Antonov story here: http://t.co/yv2zUems #Pompey

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/triallist-would-be-a-big-hit-for-pompey-1-4100489

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/kanu-blame-birch-for-woes-1-4100487

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Trevor Birch hopeful of top earners leaving #Pompey: http://t.co/iIc4luXd

Nice one

Just popping down to Tower Bridge to see the torch arrive. Spare pair of pants in my pocket.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/triallists-to-learn-their-pompey-fates-1-4100402 [h=1]Triallists to learn their Pompey fates[/h]

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-coach-set-for-more-playing-time-1-4100400 [h=1]Pompey coach set for more playing time[/h]

Yay, that's the idea. Now just repeat it every half an hour just in case people mistakenly think you've become interested all of a sudden ;-)

I predict it'll be great but there will be the usual grumpy sods boring us to tears about how much they're not interested in it. No, really, despite how many times they'll tell us they're not interested, they really really aren't interested.

http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/69973-the-stars-of-the-olympics

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2861927,00.html

You are indeed correct sir.... http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2861927,00.html

PKF contemplating deferring a portion of their fees to pay Kanu a settlement figure? Just when you thought this saga couldn't get any weirder...

@pn_jordan_cross: In The News tomorrow, Kanu lets fly at Trevor Birch and the #Pompey administrator responds with a fascinating proposition.

@officialsaints: Interview with #SaintsFC gaffer Nigel Adkins coming up on Saints Player and http://t.co/uOy2bQWx shortly...

The latest PR masterpiece from our friends at the Pompey Trust...

Phew! That's a relief!

Science is insignificant too

He makes a fair point though. We are insignificant.

Arguably everything is a conspiracy theory unless backed up by evidence?

Lens in the PSV starting line up for a game this evening it would appear... @RikElfrink: Opstelling #PSV tegen #Paok: Tyton; Hutchinson, Marcelo, Bouma, Willems; Toivonen, Van Bommel, Strootman; Narsingh, Lens, Mertens #psvpao

Twitter has crashed. Pompey haven't gone pop already have they...?

I've always liked that decent fellow

The astute thoughts of a Leeds Utd fan.... Billy Bland ‏@BillyOwenBland Shouldnt we just wait for #pompey to go bust then get all these players for free?