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I'm hearing Pompey are going to be selling £30,000 worth of these particles to the kids they are letting in for free next season....

One for one of our regular Football League corresponders to ask for their comment on I would venture....

That's quite amusing

Me? Serious on a football interweb chat board forum thingy...? ;-)

It's OK....I take it all back....the D:Ream keyboard player has explained it all.... Brian Cox ‏@ProfBrianCox So, in very simple language. ATLAS and CMS have independently discovered a new particle mass ~ 126 GeV which behaves like SM Higgs Glad that's cleared that up....

http://www.wsc.co.uk/wsc-daily/1149-july-2012/8749-the-confessions-of-a-fairweather-fan

More appropriate for Pompey I reckon....especially the song "The Land of Make Believe"

In today's episode of "You Couldn't Make It Up".....10 minutes after Pompey announce they've employed a head of recruitment we get this..... Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen #Pompey have been told there will no Football League change in stance over recruitment. Means club still cannot sign players.

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Dowling-Arrives-As-Head-Of-Recruitment-3505.aspx

Yeah, but they're all in collusion to back each other up. Their jobs depend on it. They'd have nothing to do if they didn't make up new stuff....vested interests abound....

RIP

Arthur C Clarke would have had a field day with this one.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18703497

Just watching the live press conference where the scientists are trying to explain what they've found in layman's terms.....more convinced than ever they're making it up.

How do we know these scientists aren't making all this stuff up to justify their own existence? I mean, look at this b*****ks.... It's all made up ****

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/lawrence-still-angry-over-pompey-decline-1-4015913 I would have thought that was a bonus...?

Can someone draw a picture for me? (not of the sofa, I get that bit...)

Yep, just reading about the potential back peddling going on up there. I am duly poised to retract my 'integrity and justice' statement if they 'do a Pompey' and (largely) get away with it...

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where integrity and justice still exists in the game of football.... @SkySports: Scottish Premier League clubs will meet for a scheduled vote on a newco Rangers application on Wednesday morning. http://t.co/HNApaE2m

Looks like Man Utd are going to pip Joseph Cala to the post in the race to float an English football club on the New York Stock Exchange... @danroan: Here's Man Utd's registration document signalling their intention to float on the NYSE to reduce debt. Worth a read. http://t.co/nZupmtV6 @danroan: United IPO prospectus: "Our indebtedness could adversely affect our financial health and competitive position..." @danroan: ..As of Mar 31 we had total indebtedness of £423.3m..increases risk that we may be unable to generate cash sufficient to pay amounts due" @danroan: Man Utd IPO prospectus: "Net finance costs (interest repayments on club's£420m debt) for the 9 months ended March 31, 2012 were £35m..."

Ah, gotcha...cheers. No wonder they were so keen to get their hands on that £30k...

I wouldn't be too sure on that....they've bought players before they couldn't afford to pay in order to gain a competitive advantage, so why would they change now when they know they can wipe out the debt again in admin3...? They've already offered Fuctas a new contract that is "very good for League One" whilst still in administration...

I understood they were still deferring wages at the moment?

Madness

Ugh....one word: clutter

@pn_neil_allen: Please remember 1) You can't sack players 2) No point attempting compromises for players you can sell ie LL 3) No player exits = no #Pompey