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Perfect timing! But, more importantly in that clip....how on earth are they funding the re-laying of the pitch?!

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"‘As for Curanovic, he will no longer be coming here on trial. We decided to change our mind on that one very, very quickly." Hmmm...I wonder why that was....?!

Have you been reading that book "101 ways to get your friend sacked" per chance....?

@pn_neil_allen: Just landed in Malaga. Can confirm Izale McLeod and Simon Gillett among #Pompey touring party. More info on other triallists in a bit.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/mcleod-set-to-be-among-eight-pompey-triallists-1-4059700

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7903835/Rodriguez-ready-for-Prem

Players that some other League One teams couldn't hope to match their wage demands. I know that Pompey can't sign these players until the embargo is lifted but the very fact they are even contemplating doing so is deja vu of breathtaking proportions...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4431423/TREVOR-KAVANAGH-PM-David-Cameron-must-ditch-pals-to-save-the-Coalition.html

@pn_clare_semke: Lord Mayor of Ports Cllr Frank Jonas: 'It's only right the torch left Fratton Park, home of the best football fans in the country'

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Celebrations underway at Fratton Park #newstorch http://t.co/jUwWmKul

Meanwhile... @officialpompey: Nice early start at Gatwick for flight to Spain #pompey

They seem to trying hard to create a match day atmosphere...

@pn_clare_semke: Early start this morning! Heading to Fratton Park for Olympic torch coverage, hurrah! Here's hoping that naked flame doesn't go anywhere near the pipes...

@pn_neil_allen: Off with #Pompey tomorrow morning to cover their tour to Spain and Gibraltar. Could be up to 8 triallists on flight! Will keep you informed!

Done. Cheers

@pn_neil_allen: RT @mickwill: Liquidation is NOT the only way to clean up club. PST, with help of fans & community, can create a sustainable club to be proud of

Nutjobs

I heard that he declyned the offer... (yes, that is indeed the sound of me rushing for my coat...)

One day younger than Nicola Cortese...

My birthday. Don't know why I didn't go for that one myself really. Doh... :-)

Check mate

Carlsberg don't do statements that come back to haunt you, but if they did...

Yep, those are the ones I mentioned above