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I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. Fidel Castro

Hypocrisy is a value that I think has been embraced by the Republicans. We get lectured by people all day long about moral values by people who have their own moral shortcomings. Howard Dean

Even modern English people are imperious, superior, ridden by class. All of the hypocrisy and the difficulties that are endemic in being British also make it an incredibly fertile place culturally. A brilliant place to live. Sad but true. Pete Townshend

Discretion is the polite word for hypocrisy. Christine Keeler

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition. Michael Korda

A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy. Benjamin Disraeli

Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

Hypocrisy is an homage that vice renders to virtue. ~François, Duc De La Rochefoucauld, Maximes, 1678

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. ~Alfred Adler

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity. ~André Gide

Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

That's a vicious rumour doing the rounds to which I'd like to take this opportunity to refute unreservedly. Not that I'm saying that your missus doesn't have good taste of course.

100% certain....?

Pompey has also suffered at the hands of those who turned a blind eye to said "chancers" when it suited. Fans and CEO(s) alike. You're all accessories to the 'crime'. Ignorance is no defence. Sigh. Anyway, enjoy your pancakes this evening. The one night a year that Saints fans can join Pompey fans in being expert tossers.

@solentsport: Ex-Reading skipper Murty retires: Former Reading captain and Southampton defender Graeme Murty announces his retirement http://t.co/15XzEknd

@pn_neil_allen: Birch warns of #Pompey 'sacrifices'. http://t.co/J9kbjbVl

I'm more than happy to be labelled a hypocrite. Guilty as charged. Any idea how I repent my sins...?

I'm not religious but I'm still going to be a tosser tonight. You?

Celebrate or commemorate?

I'm agnostic so not a religious person (yet...) but if asked "which religion based values most align to your own values?" I would say Christian probably comes closest.

@pn_neil_allen: Appleton fearing none of his injured #Pompey players will be back for Leeds. Lawrence scan reveals calf tear. Plus Kitson banned.

Spoilsport. I was rather hoping your next question was going to be: "Ok, and where does that tax money originate from?"