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'Celebrities' on House of Games who explain away their ineptitude by declaring they're "not competitive"... well, don't f**king go on a quiz show then, you f**king idoitic twats.

Sunak has called a press conference at 11am

How do we know that link is genuine / safe...?

It's almost as if there's more than one person that uses that forum account... (Although, to be fair, 'he' may have watched it on a stream of course...)

Chinese people that can't be bothered to pronounce the surname 'Cholmondeley' correctly...

How do you pronounce IKEA...?

I could be wrong (hard to believe I know) but IMO there are two distinct versions of 'Russ-ball'... First there's the more turgid ideological / purist version and then there's the more entertaining pragmatic/ hybrid version. Today we saw the latter (as we did versus Leeds, for example) but more often than not we see the former... More of the latter please Russ me ol' mucker (As I say, there's every chance I'm talking bollocks here, so take with a pinch of salt, obviously)

Definitely a better option as an impact sub rather than in the starting 11 IMO

Get Dibling on FFS!

Aribo close!

Hope we give Dibling 10 minutes

Wish we played this way more than once every 9 games

I'm going to claim that second goal. You're welcome 😁

Boom!

I heard a rumour that the PL is a higher level but don't quote me on that...

Prefer it when we get our one goal per game later than this....

Hunch confirmed, sadly

Today's pre-match press conference

Stop moaning about people moaning FFS!

How much have you put on us getting promoted...?

Yeah... those pesky kids on the internet commenting on what they see and hear... you'd never get that back in my day! They don't know they're born! #imbeciles #dontmentionthewar

*press conference

People on the internet selectively choosing media reports that match their own world view....? Whatever next....?