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Which, according to my calculations, is the same number of bites a certain poster has achieved on this thread thus far.... ;-)

I think we should have an enquiry about this. Met Police security is obviously not up to scratch.....

Shaving foam or white paint - most of it down the face of the attacker!

Someone just attacked Murdoch....?

Intentionally I would venture....

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.....he's either a very good actor or a doddery old fool....

Humans? Different opinions? I can't see this philosophy catching on to be honest.

Meanwhile....in other news....the Euro is on the verge of collapse with another banking crisis looming... Perspective anyone?

I think you've pretty much sealed the 'Nutshell of the Week' award right there :-)

British tabloids? Make stuff up or heavily embellish quotations? Nah, would never happen... ;-) *whistles*

Indeed. There are polls out tonight showing all three main party leaders popularity ratings are down on previous polls. Miliband is down less than Cameron but I'd have expected to see a small rise in his popularity, given recent events. Just goes to show that the British public, in the main, appear to be seeing through the party politics on this one. Probably.

"Things can only get better"

'Gary R' has previously posted that his daughter works at SMS

I recently had a virus that was 'clever' enough to disable and/or intercept any attempt to run malware removal software (malwarebytes and the like) I ended up creating a rescue disk on another PC - available free from Kaspersky website - and booting up on that. It has an integral virus checker which did the business.

Anyone else feeling a looming general election in their waters...?

A press conference for signing a non-league player? More chance of us signing Skacel...

Any relation to Verbal...? ;-) (before you lay into me, Mr V, yes, I know...very weak attempt at humour. I can only apologise)

I can't remember precisely. I remember supporting Saints when they won the FA Cup final in 1976 (aged but I've never been too sure if I 'chose' them because of the cup run or whether I'd been supporting them for a while beforehand. My uncle used to play for Pompey in the 60s/70s, and my dad used to go and watch him play down there, so, somehow, I had a lucky escape there!

Ffs

Nowt

Yup. Thought everyone knew that?

Nut. Shell.

Logically, it should be 'first game of season' rather than 'at time of purchase' (in the same way that I have had to buy an 'adult' airline ticket for my son for next month despite bring 'child' age at time of purchase) But, sorry, don't know if SFC follow such logic...

The less tax I pay the more I give directly to others. Seriously.