trousers

At least that's one relegation spot sewn up for next season if we both get re-promoted again....

Still in with a chance of relegation... Unlikely, of course, but won't put my chortle pants back in the drawer quite yet...

They're only two wins behind Portsmouth Community Football Club though...

Victoria Derbyshire being one of the worst offenders

As is foresight, given plenty of us have been questioning this flawed 'quantity over quality' strategy long before the start of the season (and previous PL seasons before that).

HCDAJFU?

Did they not run this futile initiative by Matthew "Fan protests are pointless" Le God first...?

I usually check my pension fund's performance on a daily basis.... too scared to check at the moment 😲

Far too early for next season's kit announcement, Shirley?

People who refer to Sainsbury's as Sainsbury or Sainsburys. Thick twats.

In-fucking-evitable

F*** sake... The handball king is on.... #sugawara

19th I heard

And then, when they finally caught up with him, Aribo turns 180 degrees on the approach to their box and passes it back into our own half...

F*** me.... Great counter attack which we then do a Russball with...

Optimistic... That'll be when they get their winner...

Dibbling and Wellington on for Sully and Manning

Wellington getting ready to come on Edit: false alarm

# Draws out life savings #

Odds on, surely?

Looked like cramp to me?

Aribo coming on for Big Les... And so the tinkering begins....

F*** off Chillwell

WTF was Downes doing there?

Bang goes the glory of 18th spot