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Bradley Wright-Phillips' brother had a severe haircut once. He was Shaun.

I heard that Rupert Lowe wanted to use is hockey contacts to bring in more experts from other sporting fields around the same time that Clive Woodward was employed. Sean Curly was on the short list.

I hate it when threads are locked. Anyone else dread locks?

More likely to be Cutting Crew IMO

Souper

But where do we go from here?

Someone is going to lock this thread soon

I hope we get a new player in before the Stockport game. We've got to have something for the weekend, surely?

I'm hearing Peter Beardsley has been approached by Pardew to join his coaching team.

I heard Yoann Folly called Pardew the other day to see if there was any chance of him returning to Saints

I heard we are looking to sign Irish under 21 Tim O'Tay on a months trial

Rasiak tried to negotiate a new car deal in order to stay with Saints. He said he'd only stay if they got a Merc in

Anyway, here's hoping we beat Birmingham tonight. Another scalp in this competition will boost everyone's confidence.

Apparently, when Rasiak asked to leave Pardew said he would mull it over

Anyone else sad to see Saga or Rasiak departing from the team?

What's that got to do with hair puns?

If either Pole goes for less that £500k it'll be a snip for someone

I'll perm any one from two

Also available on BBC iPlayer under 'humiliation'

Not yet - I'm going through it with a fine-toothed comb as we speak

None of the squad profile links work on this page: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail Perhaps everyone is out apart from Davis?

The following words leapt out of that article for me: "anticipate" "I think" "I hope" No sign of the following words: "there will" "I know" "I'm certain" HTH

we have a winner :-)

Odds?