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Bournemouth bring on a 19 year old defender for his debut....

Why do the women* summarisers on Radio 5 Live screech so much? *Not misogyny... some of my best friends are women.

City now top. Hope the Brighton social media team got their "stop the count" tweet in on time. Alas, not enough time for the t-shirt run.

Salah misses a sitter

Man city take the lead. Haaland again

Brighton 1 Leeds 0

Leicester pull one back

Man City equalise

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Come on the scousers!

I used to belong to an arsonists forum and they always had a separate match thread

If this means the return of that buffoon 'Tartan Owl' to the forum, then it's a good draw in my book.

Yep, could do with a few more as I've given all of mine to CB Fry over the years

Great to hear that Payne had a good game after I was advocating his promotion from the B Team to the first team last week 👍

Preferable to them coming to us on the back of 3 defeats... we all know how that would've ended...

Probably at an all-inclusive hotel buffet somewhere in the Balearics pointing out to the maître d' that the smoked salmon shouldn't be kept next to the chicken goujons.

People who profess not to care about something by posting on social media about how little they care about it. If you don't f***ing care then don't f***ing post about it, you clueless f***ing buffoon. FFS. P.s. I don't actually care about people that do this if I'm totally honest.

Yep, had a whole family, including toddlers, walking on the left as I approached them from behind in the car earlier today. Imbeciles (the parents, not the kids. Well, as far as I could tell. They may well have been cretins too but let's give them the benefit of the doubt)

Yes, Ndidi

Special Brew or White Lightning today Charlie?

I obviously bow to your renowned expert opinion, but why not?

I don't know much about Selles but assume he's in pole position to be our next manager once Ralph either hangs up his managerial boots or gets the heave-ho?