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Amateur...

Didn't know The Athletic recent report that a few players had been frozen out by the club due to an attitude issue and had been dressed up as "injuries". (The fact that the Ghana manager has also said he was injured might scupper that rumour in Salisu's case, although he may have transitioned from 'actual injury' to 'cover up injury' since the last international break of course...)

I'm still patiently waiting for his arrival photoshoot to be published by the club. #itneverhappened

Watching the goal of the season comp on MotD last night, I thought his goal yesterday was easily as good as any on the shortlist. I guess goals in the final gameweek of the season don't get considered?

We've had several decent one-off performances this season but they've always been the exception rather than a sign of better things to come in the future. As such, I would be somewhat wary of using today's performance as a barometer for how we might perform next season...

Any idea why most of our players are smiling?

Everton win and stay up. Scouse ****s

Leicester win 3 mins left at Goodison Leeds down

Full time 4-4

Superb save from Pickford at Goodison

10 mins added time at Goodison

McCarthy deciding to play well at the end here

There's only one reason that Selles subs off JWP there...

Farewell applause for JWP

Good chance for Bournemouth

Jack Stephens to come on to get it...

Leeds 1 Spurs 3

Lol

4-3

Leeds 1 Spurs 2

4-2 ! Adam Armstrong

Leicester 2 West Ham 0

Everton score

We don't do substitutions until the opposition has got back into the game. Keep up FFS!

Leeds 0 Spurs 2 Leeds down