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And there we have it... Cheerio Nathan

A point is no good to us anyway so we might as well lose from here if we still want Jones out

The sort of thing that Lord D really hates... I'm sure he'll be on here to slate the manager any time now...

This is going to be the worst outcome isn't it... Half decent performance that's good enough to convince the board to stick with Jones but ends in a draw that is no good to us.

FFS Jones does a Ralph... 1-0 up but waiting too late to bring on subs whilst the opposition are in the ascendancy

Chortle. Shame. Bugger (In that order)

Is this the first game Jones hasn't made a sub within 70 mins?

I'd bring on an extra midfielder, albeit an attack minded one, for Tall Paul, i.e. Stu Armstrong

This

Confirmation just in. It is indeed a hatrick for Tella.

I'm hearing Nathan Tella may have scored a hatrick. Bear with me while I seek confirmation

Dissent

Too soon for a "2 points off 15th place (ignoring goal difference)" table...?

Yep

About time a ref did that for back chatting

Lol

Give him a new extended contract FFS. Tactical genius

Jones in!!! #genius

Nice idea but I've only got 5 bottles of whisky...

Yep, exactly what we've been missing. Hope he can do that kinda thing consistently rather than the odd flash in the pan here and there

Even if a defender clears off the line? (For example)

Or just bookmark one of the usual stream aggregator sites and let them do the hard work...

With the 1970s Gareth Hunt advert in mind, more likely to be Nescafé that Jones is making I'd have thought...

Only from our collective eyeballs probably...

So, what happened to the new Jonesball philosophy of playing those not involved in the first team squad in the previous day's B-Team game...? It's almost as if he's making stuff up as he goes along...