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Given our current formation, Long is the obvious sub there due to the type of player he is, not because he's necessarily a better striker than AA, per se.

He used to play dominos with Dr Legg off Eastenders

Keep us posted on the match reaction thread?

Wouldn't surprise me if that game finished 0-0

This. Although maybe Long for Broja?

FFS!

P.s. Arbroath just gone 4-1 up against Queen of the South

Other games are always commented on during match threads. Probably better to locate the internet off switch if you don't want to see/hear stuff

Is it too early for one of these?

FFS... We all know what happens when Bednarek scores first...

Patience my dear, patience...

I am starting to sense a 0-0 result in my waters as it happens...

Unremarkable (I mean that in a good way!)

No high press from us today? We seem to be sitting several yards off their defenders when out of possession.

4-5-1 formation according to this stream... Highly unlikely one would have thought...?

This scenario definitely has the highest chortle rating (xCh). Come on Portsmouth Community Football Club... we're rooting for you... time to get your rancid tinpot football club into the championship for the first time in your short history.

I've heard it's perpetuated by people posting about a fuel shortage on internet football forums #dominoeffect

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Stick that in your shitty little dugouts you Scouse ****s!!

Come on!

Bugger

Yay!

Looks like a great prospect. There again, so did Ryan Seager, Josh Sims, Jake Hesketh, etc at his age. Good luck Dom!