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Which is all well and good... But what's stopping them providing interim updates to this effect? To go into 'radio silence' mode is either an insult to fans (and red rag to a bull for the media) or there's 'something' going on in the background that warrants it....

He's certainly not holding back on criticising the ownership... Seems odd to be potentially burning bridges with Sport Republic at this time...? Maybe he thinks they're on borrowed time and will be selling up? Maybe he's been snubbed by Solak for an interview? Maybe I know f*** all...? 🤣

Were you under a rock all day yesterday @Miltonaggro? #oldnews Edit: that said, what are the "links to Gibson"...? That's new...

I think you're mixing up P&O Ferries (employee sacking fiasco) and P&O Cruises (Southampton FC sponsor)...?

You mean we've got to go through this play off malarkey all over again, only over more matches...? Sheesh...

My current status is: unhinged

Yep... The number of people taking tongue-in-cheek banter seriously is indeed insane...

Does he still have a place in Winchester....?

Did he steal it within 72 hours of Christmas though?

Boobies?

I can't get past the pile-on that he'll receive in every single press conference if he stays: "Tonda, did you attempt to cheat against <insert club we're playing> last season?" Yes, I know it'll eventually subside but is it something we want hanging over us when a new manager probably gives us the better chance of a 'cleaner' reset...?

Give it an hour and it'll be all over twitter (or whatever the f*** it's called now)

Sweepstake on whether we still have a club to support this time next week....? #nervouslaughter 🤣

He flew over yesterday...

Would be highly entertaining if Dragan has pressed the "shit or bust" button though* (*FAO the banter-bypass-brigade: no, I'm not seriously expecting this to happen)

What I really want to know is... Is Nathan Tyson still signing for us...? #blastfromthepast

"Doof doof doof doof doof doof doof doof doof...."

Where the f*** is the "not sure" option FFS!

Is that a Middlesbrough bug on his lapel...?

"If you can't beat them...."

Ooh... I do like a plot twist! Leaving it a tad late though, aren't they...?