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I'll go with whatever @Bananaman reckons...

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3rd... And 5th in the table from the November international break

7th points off 6th and 2 points off top half. #madness

Villa safe, Bournemouth relegated

Villa trying to keep the ball in the corner for 4 minutes!

West ham equaliser!

Villa score! Bye bye Boscombe 😂

Boom!

Currently 2 points off top half... #madness

How many more does Che need for the golden boot..?

Another goal for Watford. 3-2 now...

Yep. Looks like a case of Imposter Syndrome at the moment.

JWP's corners are below par today And a naff free kick there too

He's "letting the game flow" according to the co-commentator...

😂😂😂😂😂

Yay... We have our first relegation prediction. Was getting a bit worried we hadn't had the usual doom and gloom pronouncements up to now. Faith restored.

<MLG Mode On> If the Sheff Utd goal had stood, there's no guarantee they would have gone on to win the game. The whole game would have changed path from that moment onwards. So we can't say for sure that it was the only reason why Villa got a point that day. <MLG Mode Off>

Time for the Ralph half time rocket up the arse. I'd bring on Bednarek for Vestergaard. And, I'd also being on N'lundulu for Smallbone. Play him up front with Ings and play Adams slightly deeper in the number 10 role. I know he's already come on as a sub and he's still learning etc etc, but I can't see what Smallbone brings to the team ATM

Bournemouth regain lead

Redmond having a decent game

Watford pull one back