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Yess!!!!!!!!!!

They only defer MotD if the later game(s) involve two of the 'big 5' playing each other...

It's almost as embarrassing as having fans that can't spell embarrassment

JRod starts

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Never any doubt against League Two's weakest outfit. The giants have awoken!

I'm trying to work out if this is more or less insightful than your previous post...

"First"? So, we're signing more than 1 player in January...?

What's happened to the £25m release clause that super sleuth 'journo' Crook reported a few weeks back...?

The team currently languishing in 7th place

How come Everton are above us? I demand a recount!

Now sacked by Palace... https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/22/crystal-palace-alan-pardew-sacked

Top notch nutjobbery Benjii It's hilarious and sad in equal measures that they still cling onto a draw in a game that contributed to their relegation as some kind of triumph. 'Tinpot' doesn't even begin to cover it. p.s. talking of outstanding efforts in the field of nutjobbery, I've even had to set up a fake Twitter account just to be able to read the tripe that Factless trots out

As people have mooted before, Factless Allen has got to be on the biggest (and bestest) wind-up ever sustained, hasn't he? The (Christmas) gift that keeps giving and giving and giving...

Going for fifty quid according to the Echo...

Is that the best you can do? You sound like a third rate Glasgow Saint

Fifth rate by my calculations

*Nibbles on more bait* Fixed it for you

Ok, go on, I'll take the bait... What trophies have Portsmouth won when competing on a level playing field?

Cheers Derry