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Ok...remind me.... who was desperate to play Pompey in the cup...?

Fret ye not, Glasgow is there. He'll soon gee them up

Smoother than their tablecloths, that's for sure

This has got 0-0 written all over it

Skin

Suggest we have a whip round to buy you a new space bar first...

Ross

Trap

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Just had a chat with my cousin (Bournemouth fan). He thought we were the better side overall and that Bournemouth were hanging on in the second half. Disclaimer: yes, I know it's the result that counts, my fellow Saintsweb chums

Ah, bugger... No replays... Doh... Showing my age (and lack of braincells) there! In that case, make that a score draw followed by a defeat in the penalty shoot out

P.s. I reckon it'll end in a score draw with us whipping them 7-0 in the replay

It'll be a niggly / ugly game. This calls for a niggly / ugly striker... (Long is a wasp, Ings and Adam's are bumble bees. Wasp > Bumble Bee in a game like this. IMO of course)

McCarthy Cedric - Bednarek - Yoshida - Bertrand JWP - Romeu - Hojbjerg Djnepo - Boufal Long Subs: Gunn, Valery, Danso, Armstrong, Redmond, Ings, Adams

Yes. Until the next time we have a good game, upon which all will be forgotten until the next time we lose. And repeat...

You 100% sure about that...? Has been difficult to guage your opinion of the manager all evening...

I hope those that desperately wanted a South Coast derby in the cup are still happy with what they wished for...

VAR looking nailed on for Player of the Season at end of season awards

Any chance you could repeat this every 5 minutes? Cheers

Nag

Minute applause before start of game

0-0

Crunch

Might explain why a few dozen tickets seemingly 'disappeared' off the radar between Monday's selling window closing and Tuesday's window opening...?

Djenepo out tomorrow (re-occurence of previous muscle issue) Redmond could be available though (decision tomorrow) (source: Hassenhutl pre-match press conference)