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I've always liked that Var fella...

I've always liked that Vardy fella

He was starting during our half decent spell a couple of months ago. Then Ralph inexplicably (IMO) relegated him to the bench. But, yep, must be a starter from here on in (kitchen incidents allowing)

Ralph Out! Edit: oops, sorry, wrong thread

Insurance bets.... GO!!!

JWP!!!!!!!

Ings!!!!

Boufal and Long coming on

Much better defending from Stephens there

Is Mourinho the only manager in the PL that changes things around as soon as he realises things aren't working out rather than waiting for the clock to reach an arbitrary time before changing things?

See if any of the crowd fancy a run out

Djenepo playing more central though?

No changes at HT? WTF?

Decent play at last!

By Christmas I reckon...

He was just onside...

One would hope we have a hefty fine regime in place for such indiscretions?

Procurator

I cross that bridge most days. Not in town today though thankfully. Shocking video footage on twitter

Clutching at straws somewhat I admit, but Josh Sims might be the closest fit? (Although obviously not a candidate for Saturday given lack of match fitness etc)

Pre-Match Press Conference ------------------------------- RH: "Armstrong out for two weeks (Hamstring)" RH: "Boufal has hit his toe on the kitchen table and unlikely to play this weekend!"

Hmmm.... use taxpayers' money to fund a new hospital or two, or help a decrepit tinpot football club (whose predecessor at Fratton Park fleeced the taxpayer for millions) build a new stadium...? Tricky dilema that one....

People do realise that the entire Universe is a computer simulation, don't they?

About time. Been far too many seasons seeing them just missing out on promotion. Bring on the fun and games of Portsmouth Community Football Club trying to be 'competitive' in the Championship....

Was only having a chat with Lady Trousers last week wondering what had happened to him. Rest in Peace.