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#SAFC XI: Pickford, Manquillo, Djilobodji, Kone, van Aanholt, Rodwell, Pienaar, Gooch, Borini, Januzaj, Defoe. Substitutes: Stryjek, Khazri, Watmore, Lens, McNair, Love, Asoro.

Got my tickets for the 3 home games (block 43). Booking website very busy this morning (had to queue for 10 minutes). Anyone care to speculate on the likelihood of Milan away tickets going on sale to members (after season ticket holders)? Have booked accommodation (flexible rate so can cancel at no cost if needs be) but don't want to take a punt on flights if there's a degree of uncertainty that they won't get as far as selling to members.

As posted by Andysstuff on the Europa League thread... They appear to have forgotten that the football club that cheated their way to the FA Cup win doesn't exist any more... #tinpot

Not forgetting that the current tinpot football club that plays at Fratton Park (as represented by that Twitter account) have nothing to do with the previous football club(s) that played there and cheated their way to various 'victories'. Oops...wrong thread....

So the only thing you "heard" was a voice in your head...?

Oh, go on then, I'll take this one.... Source?

Assuming he passes the medical of course....

So, still a miniscule chance he's not staying...?

No, that was to pay the potential fine for fielding a weakened tram in the Football League Trophy (whatever its called now). Last time I looked they'd reached the grand heights of 3% of the target.

Wasn't there a company that chartered an aircraft for Saints Europa away games last season? Anyone recall the name of the company? The cost of the flights were half decent if my memory isn't playing tricks on me.

Talking of tinpot... ‏@solentsport #Pompey boss Paul Cook has been handed a two-match touchline ban and fined £1,500 by FA following charge of misconduct in game v Morecambe.

Tin

Just got it from the UEFA website... http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Download/competitions/General/02/39/94/37/2399437_DOWNLOAD.pdf

Yup Edit: make that 'no' (Utd's away games are all at 6pm UK so our homes are at the later time)

Gianluca Di Marzio ‏@DiMarzio Just arrived in #London @SimoneZaza for medicals with @WestHamUtd: the first photo is coming soon @SkySport @SkySportsNewsHQ

Utd's fixtures: Manchester United ‏@ManUtd Our @EuropaLeague fixtures: 15 Sep - Feyenoord (A), 18:00 BST 29 Sep - Zorya (H), 20:05 BST 20 Oct - Fenerbahce (H), 20:05 BST 3 Nov - Fenerbahce (A), 18:00 GMT 24 Nov - Feyenoord (H), 20:05 GMT 8 Dec - Zorya (A), 18:00 GMT

Feyenoord just confirmed the dates for Group A

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37138469

Yes!

Group K please