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There must be a hefty cancellation clause in the existing contract otherwise, surely, the club would have just paid up the contract in order to accelerate the process?

You're not supposed to say that until scene 4 act 2

Always good to see a "left wing" vs "right wing" thread on the SaintsWeb Forum sticking to the script

I'm a strange person

Agree. It would be much better if we only had mediocre players

Portsmouth News reporter in selective recall of the recent past shocker... Now that Brendan Rodgers and Liverpool have parted company, Pompey suddenly have no competition in the race to this season's 'Delusional Club of the Year' award. As defending champions they must be delighted.

I've always had a lot of respect for Garth Crooks

Not a bad weekend all told. Gained 2 points on most of the "best of the rest" pack (West Ham, Spurs, Swansea, Everton and Liverpool) and 3 points on Man Utd and Chelsea

Great equaliser from Eriksen

Turning out to be a fine weekend

Jeeez.... how was that not 4?!

3-0

Arsenal 2 Man Utd 0 After 7 minutes

Excellent result. Two points gained

Indeed, and I'd like to take some credit for us maintaining our lead in the closing stages. With 15 minutes to go, I typed "Cock! 2-3. Squeaky bum time" into the match day thread reply box and hovered over the enter key for the rest of the game. Its selfless acts of reverse psychology like this that go beyond the call of duty in my humble opinion.

One Direction and Justin Bieber attract large crowds too....

He was on the cusp of being in today's squad so will defo be back for the next game.

Nail. Head.

T w a t

#meltdown

GET THE **** IN!! HAPPY DAYS

Pass it Tadic!

Pelle !!!!!!!!