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And there was me hanging on pluto's every word...

Out until 2016 according to the font of knowledge that is the Daily Mirror... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/former-aston-villa-defender-ron-6096251

Anyone on here spot themselves in the stand...?

Hot on the heels of a 1-1 draw vs plucky Bognor, during which their new 'star' signing got injured and left the ground wearing a knee brace... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-roberts-suffers-injury-at-bognor-1-6857028

Happy with that. Early days but looks like we may have gone up another notch in terms of squad depth and quality.

How did that not go in?!

Good free kick from JWP.

Tadic off. McQueen on

Pelle 3-0

Jrod and Pelle coming on for Mane and Shlong

Aye. Was more observation than criticism Good interception just then though.

Clasie not getting much of a look in thus far

Blimey....Tadic shot first time #collectorsitem

Tadic looks like he's back to his early season form of last season

Soures could well be an upgrade on Clyne IMO

Seems a bit odd. I'd have expected our new first choice keeper to be getting as much game time as possible to build up a rapport with the defence

Was that a naked lady diving into a swimming pool on that advert just now or am I imagining things?

Fonte!

The Dutch pundits are making slightly more sense than Michael Owen to be fair

It was last resort leaking rather than first resort. I believe that's the difference Reed is highlighting.

Not a bad start from a player with a "total inability to hit the target".... (Yes, I know it was a header rather than a shot) [vine]erQjx0667xp[/vine] https://youtu.be/IrZA0A-VTzI

Source?

On a scale of 'slim' to 'don't be daft' what are the chances of the away leg going to general sale (to members or otherwise)?

We'll be concentrating on the league then....