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Or, for the more pragmatic and rational amongst us, how about we wait until Christmas before losing our rag? Just a wacky idea

Good start by Romeu

Will be interesting to see how many crutches Koeman comes out with after half time and which player's arse one of them ends up in

This

They probably wouldn't have known, to be fair. Saints only announced it last night. But, yep, Everton's protest will unfortunately overshadow proceedings somewhat and not sure why they have chosen an away game. Probably because its live on TV thinking about it...

Seeing as Pompey bought their last trophy (with money they didn't have), perhaps they'll have a whip round to buy one of these too... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33936146

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC As a new home campaign gets under way, it's time to say #ThankYouMarkus. See you tomorrow. #saintsfc

I expect the restriction can be overridden by the ticket office for phone or in-person bookings on a discretionary basis

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20150814-under-21-report-chelsea-1-3-southampton-2620594.aspx https://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/08/under-21-report.html

2 - 0 to Saints after 30 mins

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC #SaintsFCU21s team against #CFC: Isted, McCarthy, Cook, Wood, Debayo, Gape ©, Little, Hesketh, McQueen, Isgrove, Barnes. #saintsfc substitutes: Hallett (GK), Slattery, Bakary, Sims, Olomola.

I don't know why but I've got a feeling Jaunmi will start this one. I don't have a very good success rate with my hunches though...

correct

Comparing history? I thought Portsmouth Community Football Club was founded in 2013...

I see what you did there...

Yes, as far as the football league were concerned. Legally, it never happened (to the football club).... Might be better to compare CVAs. Now, we definitely didn't have one of those

No, Southampton Football Club never went into administration

Yep, it does go against most people's instinct somewhat, but I feel the mutual benefits would outweigh the concerns.

It's a shame this idea was shelved last year.... http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/vieira-wants-u21s-in-lower-leagues-31219526.html Would work well IMO

Both A man went into a store to buy an item. He asked the assistant: “How much does it cost for one?” The assistant replied 2 pounds, Sir” “And how much for 10?” The assistant replied “£4″ “How much for 100?” He got the reply “£6″ What was the man buying?

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