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Game over

Just been subbed

Newcastle up to 4th. Funny old season

Full time: Aldershot 0 Eastleigh 2

Newcastle 1 QPR 0

Everton 2 West Ham 1

Man city 2 Swansea 1

Bournemouth back in front

Boruc 1 Bialkowski 1

Unless Arsenal win this evening.... Edit: ignore me, I'm talking nonsense

West Brom down to 10 men

Everton 1 West Ham 0

Chelsea 2 West Brom 0

Yes

Man City 1 Swansea 1

Stoke 0 Burnley 2 Second goal for Ings

Chelsea 1 West Brom 0 Stoke 0 Burnley 1

Boruc vs Bialkowski

Don't feel you need to keep reminding us how right you are all the time Turkish me ol' mucker. Everyone already knows how wonderful you are and your contributions are always fully appreciated.

I drove down to a village near Pau in one shot 6 or 7 years ago. Took about 15 hours in total (including stops) IIRC. Slightly bonkers admittedly. My in-laws joined us but broke the journey over two days. Memory is a tad hazy but I think they stayed in a Campanile (Travelodge equivalent) in Le Mans which was roughly a half way point for the journey. Cheap and cheerful. http://www.campanile.com/fr/hotels/campanile-le-mans-centre?utm_source=google&utm_medium=maps&utm_content=FRA21949&utm_campaign=Campanile

Koeman didn't rule out Davis or Schneiderlin being available but I guess those 3 would be the likeliest line up if Morgan and Davis fail to make it.

Koeman said "Maybe January, maybe February. He won't be rushed back." when asked about likely return date for Jrod at this afternoon's press conference.

Was in response to a loaded question by the journo. Maybe he didn't use the word "rumour". Just me paraphrasing but was brushed aside with Dutch aplomb anyway