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@pn_neil_allen: That's it, no more arrivals. Danny Hollands and the return of Ryan Bird. Was enquiry for Jamie O'Hara but couldn't be sorted. #Pompey

@pn_neil_allen: Has been O'Hara enquiry but time ticking. Worth noting, max number of loanees in match-day squad is 5 - #Pompey have that incl Hollands.

Mark Catlin on the day Barker was appointed: "With the greatest of respect to Andy (Awford) I've felt like we've trod water for the last couple weeks really in terms of results" Back to treading water it is then....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26773822

Yes, I know....just seems like an odd one to come up with at random....unless I'm missing something somewhere (wouldn't be for the first time)

That's a bit of an obscure one. ITK?

The more I read about O'Hara's time at Wolves the more I hope he goes to Pompey. I can see him being sent off and falling out with the fans in his first game if his recent history is anything to go by.

http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=85882&page=15

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/danielle-lloyd-sexy-picture-instagram-3286888

I note that we're on page 1939. I wonder if it'll all be over by page 1945...?

Air Canada

Got a link to that? Can't seem to find it

@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey chasing sensational swoop for Jamie O'Hara on emergency loan. http://t.co/lthTqaJx6d m.twitter.com/pn_neil_allen

@bigadamsport: RT @solentsport: #pompey confirm Richie Barker sacking in statement. "mutual consent" according to club. Andy Awford tasked with keeping club up. Well there's a surprise....no need for the inconvenience of actually paying compensation then.... #sameoldpompey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26765711

@pn_neil_allen: Have just spoken to Barker as he left. He had spent this morning trying to get players in before told of sacking. #Pompey

@pn_neil_allen: Barker gone, Awfs steps up as caretaker and expect very busy day on loan front as #Pompey push boat out financially on staying up. Spend, spend, spend.....Don't they ever ****ing learn?

Pompey? Pay up someone's contract? *puts mug of coffee down on desk*

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/03/05/analysis-ukip-voters/

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/holmes-calls-for-crisis-talks-1-5962262

Maybe that's why Pompey have had so many managers recently? (sorry, couldn't resist...)

@pn_neil_allen: Richie Barker is at Fratton Park but not taking #Pompey training.

Given that over 70% of the board don't want him to stay, him not being sacked probably has more entertainment value for us nutjobs IMO

@alex_crook: 2nd #pompey board meeting to decide future of Barker taking place this morning Im told 5 directors voted to sack and 2 to keep him yesterday @alex_crook: If Barker goes Andy Awford will replace him until the end of the season #pompey

Portsmouth News journo in two sentences per paragraph shocker (twice in one article no less).... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/barker-pompey-future-remains-in-balance-1-5962260