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Chomp. Chomp. Chomp

@pn_neil_allen: RT @dodgycurry: nice of the York players to help out with our pitch problems by rolling all over it today. More rolls than Greggs

"@alex_crook: Final point on my game. Couldnt watch #whufc every week. So one dimential. Lost count of number of long balls aimed in at Carroll" There's no way Roy is going to even contemplate picking Carroll ahead of Lambert if all he gets to do between now and the world cup is to feed off the scraps of West Ham's long ball strategy

"Obsessed nutjobs" is the correct terminology thank yiu kind sir

The FA committee that deals specifically with Pompey punishments are looking into it as we speak...

Crap set of premier league results for us today.

Been out all day and just seen the results.... Anyone got a needle and thread to stitch up my sides?

If people had done a bit of research (aka look at his previous posting history) they'd have known who 'West Stand' is. I feel privileged and humbled to share a forum with someone who I view as a living legend and genuine hero, so please keep sharing your insights with us sir.

Good question. That's been bugging me too.

"If the funds were there"? Since when did not having enough funds ever stop Pompey buying things? (e.g. FA Cup Final appearances)

In any other sport it would be fine.... in the intellectual world of football fandom however....

Ed Chamberlin ‏@skysports_ed The four @SouthamptonFC World Cup hopefuls speak to @pat_davison on #SuperSunday - SS1 from 12.30pm pic.twitter.com/8KGShisV40

Setanta Sports will be able to claim a world exclusive if Morgan goes to Arsenal... http://news.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A43451101

Any body language experts out there?

They usually post a short 'teaser' clip on YouTube but not the whole thing. There's also lots of joking between MP and the press about David Salas (the interpreter) being transferred to West Brom now that his time at Southampton is "approaching the finish"... (which obviously means either MP is leaving too or that he'll conduct the press conferences in English in future.... )

A few more snippets of English than normal from Mauricio in the press conference today: http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk/latest-news/article/3724396/date/20140321112900/page/0/name/pochettino-s-pre-tottenham-press-conference

Gordon Simpson ‏@gordonsimpson Saints boss Mauricio Pochettino "very happy" to hear Rickie Lambert's comments about him this week: http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/11093885.Lambert_support_pleases_Pochettino/?ref=var_0 … #saintsfc

Yep, that might fit too.

Will give Spurs something unexpected to think about if we do...

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC MP on speculation about his contract: “You know I don’t talk about assumptions. When anything happens, there’ll be a statement.” #saintsfc Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC MP: “Rumours are normal in football. When I was at @RCDEspanyol, I was linked with other clubs and nothing ever came of that.” #saintsfc Subtle hint in that last comment that he's no intention of going anywhere?

So, we're possibly looking at something like this then? Boruc Chambers - Fonte - Lovren - Shaw Reed - JWP Davis - Lallana - JRod Lambert Subs: Gazza, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Sinclair, McQueen, Gallagher (bound to be at least one available senior player I've forgotten about though)

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Mauricio Pochettino: “This is a very good chance to bring in young players and give them the experience of facing a big team.” #saintsfc

I had you more down as a bikini man...

Time for Harry Reed to step up!