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Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Mauricio Pochettino says @VictorWanyama and @jackcork1 both remain doubtful for Sunday's game. Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Pochettino also reveals that Morgan Schneiderlin and Guly do Prado are injury concerns, while @gasramirez10 is being assessed. #saintsfc

Does this mean we now get a student march thanking the government for costing them less?

Haven't read this yet but given the headline there's bound to be a few chortles in there to keep us nutjobs amused... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/coppell-calls-for-fratton-wall-of-noise-1-5950945 Edit: Here's your starter for 10....

@PennyMordauntMP: Thank you to the lunatic who paid £600 for my #splash swimsuit. Going to 2 great causes #UNQ http://t.co/Dmfci6vxz3 So that's where you've been this evening Rallyboy...?

@pn_neil_allen: Congrats to @jedwallace62 for getting Sports Awards 2013 Player of Year - and well done to #Pompey for having 4 players and Barker attend.

@pn_neil_allen: Every now and again you get an absolute gem on The News' message board. What a character. #Pompey http://t.co/pxJbSaAUP7

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http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/news/34434/saints-warn-the-premier-league-they-may-be-unable-to-field-a-side-next-season

^This ^and this

Just imagine the furore if we only manage to sneak the title on goal difference.

He speaks a lot of sense doth Mr Lambert

Kindly keep your ridiculous ambition off this forum young man

I've got a cracking idea for a catch all summer 2014 transfer rumours thread. Not sure if it'll catch on though...

That'll teach me to eat a bowl of milky cornflakes whilst reading a political thread on the Saints Web Forum #newscreenandkeyboard

They're "nutjobs" apparently

My wife thinks that people who post on internet football forums are "saddos" too...

Perhaps interesting that we played Gallagher, Seager and McQueen in the same starting 11? I'd always assumed they played in the same position (i.e. centre forward) There again, playing forwards in traditional fixed positions isn't really 'The Southampton Way' so maybe not so much of a surprise (either that or I've no idea what the trio's best positions are!)

https://vine.co/v/MhPvtHxAAnP

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/report-saints-u21s-3-0-fulham-u21s-1431324.aspx

Saints 3-0 up after 53 minutes. Ryan Seager, Sam McQueen and Sam Gallagher on the score sheet

Of course, wanting to "play for a top club" doesn't rule out playing for Southampton next season....