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Two of my wife's lesbian friends got married last year and one of them changed to the other's surname. Not sure how they decided who was changing though. Perhaps they tossed for it...

Part of me thinks it would actually be more entertaining if they did sneak promotion this season as they surely won't be competitive in League 1 and could easily yo-yo back down again. Now *that* would be amusing.

They've clawed it back to 2-2. Keep the open topped bus ticking over...

You know of politicians that don't use deceit to their advantage? Spill the beans!

To be fair, a significant percentage of the population are...

Yeah, but apart from that....

Replace "Djuricic" with "Mane" and you've got a carbon copy of quite a few posts from earlier in the season...

Never saw it coming in a million years.... #tinpotclub #tinpotfans

I tend to agree. Although, given Elia is likely (?) to be back from injury, competition for places on the bench has got very fierce all of a sudden... So, possible bench: K.Davis, Yoshida, Reed, JWP, Djuricic, Elia, Pelle (hmm, only one defender though....) Missing the cut: Gardos, Targett, Other U21/1st team 'fringe' players (i.e. Seager, Gallagher, McCarthy, Isgrove, Hesketh...) Actually, given the form Seager is in for the U21s, there's a temptation to swap him for JWP but unlikely to happen I'd have thought.

2-0 Isgrove (85)

#SaintsFCU21s vs @LFC: Gazzaniga, McCarthy, Gardos, Wood, Targett, Ward-Prowse, Reed, Djuričić, Gallagher, Isgrove, Seager. subs: Britt (GK), Gape, Mugabi, McQueen, Sinclair. https://t.co/Qk3Qm2SXHs

How big is "big"? Cheers

He got my MotM vote. If he doesn't get past the defender you can be pretty certain he'll win a free kick. A great asset.

What? They loaned money to Neil Allen too....?

No, that's the raison d'etre of the Saintsweb forum, not just this thread. (she'd have been fair game in soshul meeja land if she'd been a Tory though )

Just caught the last 30 minutes of Redknapp on Danny Kelly's 'My Sporting Life' show this evening... Carlsberg don't do nauseating re-writing of history, but if they did.... And Kelly has taken sycophancy to a whole new level.

@ Pochettino

Maybe Alderweireld is as good at penalties as he is at taking free kicks?

Utd take the lead