thefunkygibbons

Went around to a friend's house today. His wife was sat there with their new-born baby. She asked if I'd like to wind it.... I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.

There are no easy games left 3 points and a clean sheet from each one has to be the target from every game

I could not do that, the width means I would hit too many keys at once

3 times and he still did not get it

3 goals clean sheet job done

Now it is all the results of other games

that is better

wireless just came up Really annoying trying to follow the match just on Twitter

I will vote for sure And I will vote no to AV

As I stepped out of the cold shower, the missus laughed & told me that my penis closely resembled a tic-tac. "If that's the case" I joked, "Why does your sister still have bad breath?"......She didn't laugh then!

I just found out that they pay you for donating at sperm banks.....just think of the money I've let slip through my fingers!!!

Onomatopoeia = on a mat I pee ah

Is that it, the PM is just an ego trip? But look at the cost, to family life, salary foregone, personal attacks, sniping from the sidelines, pure hatred from some

Sneak over the line into 2nd place Brighton in First And Hudders kick lumps out of Bompey in the play off finals

Bloody police. The woman over the road stands naked in her window watching me having a w**k and I'm the pervert?

Why not? What do you believe his motivation is?

I believe he is at heart an honourable man He could have done many other things given his intelligence and up bringing However, I detect a genuine desire to serve

Solid win required It would be good to see them scoring goals for fun again

3 points, clean sheet Job done

Come on Oldham

Another 2 just to be sure Now we need the turning of the tide in the other games as well

hmmm anything less than a win today will see us going backwards in the table

Sadly he has too much money for his own good

Don't care how we play anymore, just get the points