Here's mine , Adam - A year ago you said you'd bite someone's hand off if they said you'd finish your career at saints in the premier league , what's changed? Last season Poch was gushing praise on you putting in the xavi inesta category , if you leave it's with a price that will replace you with a likewise player !
Luke , You are being raved about everywhere as being able to be England's and (insert top 4 club here) left back for the next ten years if that's the case you will only leave for a massive fee so we get our money's worth (unlike the bale deal) !
Dejan , You've only been here a year mate don't take the ****!