Draino76

GAAAAHH. I'm in torment.

OK.

OK so do I stick a £100 spot on wee Gordon @ 4-1? My corals will take this. If he doesn't manage us I'll ****ing kill someone.

Maybe thats the kind of spirit we're trying to galvanise this year, or maybe suggested by Denniss Wise? Anyhoo, after a few hours....I like it. So that means it must be good.

Apparently the special eddition pack will come with a pair of night vision goggles. Sweeeet.

I welled up when I left Pattaya, Thailand. But I think most men would shed a tear when leaving the land of virtually free beer and sex.

GM don't be such a ****ing righteous pussy. I like others stayed away because of Rupert and look what happened. The end justified the means and I'm very tempted by the adult/under eight offer if thats ok. I was right; but I do hoped you wrapped up well on those dismal nights.

11 players at currently 60% improved by 1% would be 11(1.01 x 6) = a total team score of 66.66%. 1 player at 60% improved by 11% would get to 66%. Player 66% + (the remaining 10 at 60%) = a total team score of 66.66% also. I would hope the coach concentrates on just one single player so we can have a hero to worship next season; the teams results should be the same either way according to my painstakingly thought out model. Preferably a player we can make a catchy song up for.

I already do as a 2nd team thanks.

FFS I cannot belive people do not understand this. WE HAVE NO MORTGAGE

Dogshet

I'm sure I've seen that Steven Singer avatar on here somewhere.

Yes definately. Just look how good Ebsfleet are doing.

It's not a possibility. It's K. Nite all.

Yeah. I have a 40 minute commute with all the innernet **** on my phone; yet still I like a good newspaper, as it's a lot quiker to navigate through than my mobile broser....or maybe I'm gettin old.

Is it?

And why? I go for 'The Times', because its by far the most intelligently written commentary for all sports, global news, politics and business. Most recently they have been spot on with Saints, for example. I've tried all the rest like the Telegraph (boring), FT (meh), Guardian (left wing puke), Daily Mail (friend of slag Lowe, puke), Express (ha ha), and so on . The Sun is probably best for tits, but its only a 3 minute read. Is anything else worth a read?

Is this Just another Warhawk or a bit better?

Klinsmann spotted at Southampton airport today. Sauce? The Times comments section.

See someone said Klinsmann has been spotted at Southampton airport in the comments bit. Nice.

Every turd I have ever done is quite loyal and wants to stay around, but I usually flush them away.

My pal from betfair says its a done deal, and that we will 'love it'.

Philip Drain at 20:40 on 08 July Carlsberg don't do takeover days, but if they did....... Shaun Hale at 20:53 on 08 July my kids smash scummers up so I dont think thats gonna happen. Your multi billionaires couldn't beat Totton last night ha Jodie Hougham at 23:20 on 08 July Lol, get your facts straight eh. I suggest you check out your "billionaire" too. lol. Amazing that the only thing that puts a smile on Scummers faces is something to do with us these days. Come back with one of your nasty little comments I find it amusing. Philip Drain at 00:07 on 09 July Yes 'Scholar' Hougham, er the Times rich list has checked. Have you ever read 'The Times' newspaper? Do they even sell a copy in Portsmouth? Mr Hale we were 'taken over' today, so pls excuse the Totton game. Jodie Hougham at 00:10 on 09 July You know what your a complete dickhead Phil, dunno why I even added you. Your a nasty **** and always have been. See ya. Oh and your not better tha everyone else as much as you thnk or hope you are. Philip Drain at 00:19 on 09 July Whaaa? Just because I said 'The Times' does not sell well in Portsmouth makes me a nasty ****? You need to be a bit more thick skinned. I think you've got al least half of it right. Philip Drain at 00:19 on 09 July nite.x Jodie Hougham at 00:21 on 09 July Yeah ok wasn't aimed at me like all the other nasty little comments you've made over the months. Night. Philip Drain at 06:23 on 09 July Scratches head. Shaun Hale at 06:49 on 09 July ok mate you're excused the totton game as it was a friendly but those wessex league sides can be difficult opposition :-) Milwall will smash you in your first leagu game anyway.

Are you one of those people that ought to buy 2 train tickets coz dey iz so Phat?