Draino76

"Miss Dean, who was born with her left forearm missing and wears a prosthetic arm, said she was granted special permission to wear a cardigan to cover the join in her arm." How did this go missing in the Hospital? Its the Hospital she should be sueing.

Depends how good it was. You could say give her a 5 minute time limit. Imagine how enthusiastically she would set about the job.

Keegan first, Shearer 2nd for me. Impressive choices for a league 1 club IMO.

So we are 1 phone call away from a compleated deal. (Patiently taps fingers)

Finland Eurovision entry.

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Nice one. I named my 5 yr old after James Beattie. Don't think I'll ever get that pleasure.

David Defty, the former finance director of Woolworths. Sweet.

Ha ha yeah I know why. A huge majority were completely arseholed on that sunny day. They don't get much noise in an around their ground hardly ever. (I watch Stockport play there too.) Also one of their stewards picked on a young Saints lad last time then it all kicked off.

Ok, my all time favourite of all time, not the best. (but close.) Is Arkanoid for the Amstrad CPC 464. I still daydream about it 20 years later.

Yoga fire.

Erm, iz that because you're rubbish? Street fighter IV is the absolute best, (even with though I can see some flaws), because of its depth.

TBF this is not my biggest worry at the moment.

Woman? LMAO.

Disgraceful cows. For this reason I shall get a McDonalds quarter pounder with cheese as payback.

**** man I can't take any more!!!!!111111ONE1

Whats so hard about doodling a beard?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/money/property_and_mortgages/article6542947.ece I know folks in here were interested in mortgage deals. It looks like the 5% deals are quietly comming back onto the market.

If you havent done it already, turn of yer sixaxis motion controls. One of my finest moments in gaming wrestling with a slimer to drag him into the box. Also, turn up sound effects to maximum relative to everything else.

I rented it and its pretty damn decent. Running up skyscrapers and hurling cars at helecopter is always fun. Consuming members of the public and then taking their form is lovely too.

OMG ****ing love it.

The brother of Des, my sources are telling me.

Hmmmmm. Not much unity yet.

Aaah young man check my location. The Wharf in Grays.

I'm pretty happy today. 1) Its Friday 2) We iz gettin taken over 3) Ghostbusters is out for the PS3 today 4) The stock market is about to crash (I'm short) 5) 99% chance of sex tonight. 6) Happy hour all night in my local, £1.20/ pint. Sweet.