Suhari

I'm looking forward to the playoffs in the "Identifying as a watermelon (it/thingamy)". Live on The Ocho.

Must win. Our last chance to stop the certainty of Fulham catching us. #Saintsgreatescape

Obafemi and Hoedt too!

Can he play left back?

Not seen any comments from Big Kat. I wonder what her input is on all this. Could she be tempted to buy back the stake she sold at a discount?

Played well tonight. Penalty saved, and a handful of decent stops. Pleased for him.

Or is that Urika Johnson?

But not a lot of arm muscles. He's all chest and neck.

He does look to be a player, playa.

Great goal. Played some lovely stuff in the last 5 minutes.

FF! I take it back sir; I'm sorry. I was slagging you off for the expected to slow dive to your right.

How long has bear-hugging in the penalty box been legal?

I believe it's because he's young and hungry. Also, he's one of our own. Plus, he hates Pompey. Therefore a legend.

Guess he must be done here. Surely a game he could've got minutes in.

Agreed. It could be worse. Would be so nice to see a little investment from him though. Chuck us £30M a year for a signing! Was the 'trying to get Walcott as a present to the fans' thing (back before Theo went to Everton) proven to be bollix?

Wasn't there a story a few months back that we were looking at him?

Is Ralph wearing a hearing aid?

Playing some very nice stuff tonight.

Good effort lads.

Automisms?

Giggerty.

Shit isn't it.

Stop the count?

The ego is an ugly mistress.

Karen Carney on the beeb website still bleating on that it's a nasty challenge, and definite red.