Suhari

Been away in York, so not able to follow the game. How shit were we? Is Mad-Nate still clueless?

I'm hoping it's work letting me take something other than Eurostar stand class when I go over next week.

Fucking do it. The lols will be immense. (Yes. I'm a middle-aged man and I said 'lols'. What of it?)

Be thankful. I remember a certain January, record-signing referring to the manager he followed here as "The Master"!

Seems a sensible signing as backup. Wonder how far away Tino is now?

Run ike a cheap Air B'nB

Reckon Rasmus is sitting quietly somewhere with a box of tissues, an abacus and these stats on a 4k monitor. Loves a percentile, does RA.

Let's hope he's not the modern day Lee Todd.

Was there a medical done today? Been busy today, but thought I saw something about one.

Big guy, good in the box. Would offer us more penetration than we have now. Getting on a bit though, so limited sell-on value.

See we need a striker? Stevie Wonder would probably score more one-on-one a than Che.

They shackled him pretty well.

Alcatraz could be the player to get us out of jail this season. (Has that one been done on here yet? Guess it must have.)

Went to Tesco yesterday. Had 'coffee' written on the shopping list. At the top. Needed coffee. Wanted coffee. Forgot coffee, bought Weetabix. Didn't need cereal. It happens.

At least we don't concede from set plays or counter-attacks. So, um, that's good.

Poetry.

Fucks sake. At their place, if it was them, that goal stands.

AA = goals, goals, goals.

Consistent Che.

Brazilian misses by a hair's breadth.

Wrong fucking thread.

See below. Dickhead.

What happened to that Muffi fella?

This. It was a good window in many ways. We improved in a number of positions. How many of the players who left are doing a job at premier League or equivalent standard? But we're dragged down by some shitty transfer window failings too: and in critical positions. That's what's killing us. Is that on Semmens and his stupid negotiations, or SR trying to be too clever? No idea. Sadly, I think we're down because of it. I've pretty much accepted it. Will be 'interesting' to see what SR do with us in the Championship.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.