Suhari

Is that a real stat?

We're learning. A work in progress and stuff. Stats. Etc. Hipster. Fuck me. Football is a simple game that we seem to want to overcomplicate. WTF is going on with us?

Lol.

Christ. Sully is quick.

A limp performance.

Sully on.

Some boos at the half time whistle.

We're good. Honest. Stats and stuff.

Agreed. I just don't see what he brings to us.

Good save Baz.

Hello sailor.

I do like a dink.

Good goal. Game on.

Maybe we should get Charles back in MF? Who can come in at centre back. Oh......

So then Rasmus. How do you feel things are going?

Fuck was that?!

Fuck me. Are we trying to lose?

Fuck me. Are we trying to lose?

Your defence is shit Your defence is shit Russell Martin Your defence is shit.

I'm going to need more IPA. Jamie twatting twatcunt.

Good evening. Looking forward to this. Have a couple of bottles of IPA on hand. Who was that blonde bird on the pitch?

Exactly what I thought. Not a great deal of protection there.

If only we had the players to pick out his runs.

Should we have gone all out for Dyche? Or the American fella (can't remember his name; think he had a TV show)? Oh....or Big Sam? With the greatest respect, maybe Jones would've come good? I didn't see the game BTW. Which I think is a good thing.

Let us know if you do.