Suhari

Always an issue with a Smallbone.

Smallbone pokes one in! Afternoon all.

How should we commemorate 'NJ Day' then? Candlelit vigil and a bowl of lukewarm leek soup is my suggestion.

It's okay. It would improve considerably if there was reference to his emotional views on Portsmouth.

He may not be as shit as I previously thought.

Suck my gums. I love a late finish.

Just constant buffering and having to refresh all the time for me.

Right Saints. Let's be 'aving you.

Good afternoon chaps. Good line up that. I haven't seen any of the last 5 matches, so I know what's going to happen today. My apologies in advance.

Sacked by Reading according to TwitterX. Not been following. Was he doing shit?

Good result. Was on a plane so didn't see the game or result until now. Told you that we always do better when I don't watch! Looking forward to scanning through the match thread later though.

Late to it today. And missed the goal!

Wrong score, right result. I do like waking up to a win. Looking forward to watching us on Saturday.

Not watching this one: it's gone 1am and I'm on a plane home early tomorrow. Me not watching = Saints win. 3-0. You can thank me later.

Didn't watch. Go me! Doing a win makes me feel smiling. I like it. Please do lots more Saints

See? I get in a tuk-tuk and we do more goal things. Even with a Small Bone. I'm getting another Leo and staying away from TVs.

This is on chaps. In Chiang Mai; thought it was a 3pm game, so not watching. Now I can't find it on the bar TV. We always do better when I don't watch. Thank me later.

Rusty twat. Presumably his tactics are so complex that poor young Alcarez wouldn't be able to understand them.

Down, unless things change.

Rusty asking the official 'How long?' Not long Rusty. You don't have long now.

We should be about 5 down. Brave.

1. What the fuck are you doing?

C'mon Joe. Show us something.

Should be 3. We're shit.

Yep. We are way worse than the sum of our parts. Which is pretty impressive actually.