Suhari

Vardy showing how porous our defence is.

We're shite. Will be riddled with scar tissue going into the playoffs.

But... remember.......possession.

I miss the scheduled Ralph 'injuries'.

That goal was a good example of just how shit our defending is. A massive weakness of RM.

Play offs it is then.

And get over the scar tissue.

Stu done his knee?

Yep. Should've been out of sight first half.

Twatbuckets.

We've royally fucked up today.

That's some attacking subs.

Let's make some changes RM.

Knew it.

WTF was that?!

Jesus. We're firing blanks at the moment.

That's good goalkeeping.

Bigbone sticks one in!

Hey Russ-baby? How about you leave your shoe-horn alone again, stop trying to be clever and leave Captain Fantastic on the bench? Granted he's decent, but let's not fuck up what's worked so well by regressing to stuffing him in anywhere, eh? Cheers and stuff. Kisses.

Mum calls when we're a goal up. We score two while she tells me about the stuff she's given away on I Need a Whisk. Who needs nuns?

Cheeky no-look shot.

Che!!! He's cooking tonight.

Good evening. Let's cook something nice. Like my wife, who's done a curry.

Starting to piss me off. He shows glimpses, but just doesn't do enough. I know he's young, but I find it annoying now. I do think there's a player there. Maybe he'll be a late bloomer? His mum's fucking fit though. Id late bloom her.

Never. In. Doubt.