Appy

I couldn't think of anything worse than a drum at St Marys.

Thank god you read OK magazine.

Getting slower with age fella.

I can answer the last question.

Someone already has and guess what? The numpties are going mental!

Seeing as i put a wedge on him signing, nor would it be mine.

Funny if he fails the last bit of his medical.

Just ****ing announce it you bunch of cvnts.

What's this picture Monk has?

Alex Crook has spoken direct to Osvaldo and can exclusively reveal he plays for Italy.

Athletico Madrid isn't even a club. HTH

Haha good banter. Should've let it run.

Just read that off here i expect.

No delays at all at New Street

Let's face it, if he comes here Pochettino will have helped with his influence, but the wedge we are likely to be paying him is the main reason.

This. Really hoping tomorrow cheers me up.

I heard the phone conversation, he did a very good Jerry Maguire impression.

Like i said, stop reading twitter

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 1m Is it happening? Osvaldo is close to accept Southampton's bid according to Sky Italy Here we go again.

People need to stop reading twitter for any kind of links with Osvaldo and us or any other club, it will drive you mad.

Didn't you just compare them?

Love the bed wetting on this thread, it's priceless.

It'll probably come out that he agreed to sign about a week ago or something.

Now that is odd.

Osvaldo needs a trip to Nandos with the lads.