Ohio Saint

I love my memory of the reception at the city centre. The guys were flashing the cup on the balcony, and my girlfriend was sitting on my shoulders............My lads had won the FA cup, and I had a warm p#ssy on the back of my neck........Even on the day I was being born, I only had one of those two great things going on!

I imagine that Whelk looks like The C*** With the Bell.........Not the skate one, but the one from Breaking Bad.........I just dunno why I think that!

It will be truly depressing when he goes at the end of his contract. Whether he has won stuff for us or not, I am certain that he will have done nothing sully my opinion about his honesty and integrity. Whatever he may or may not be as a football manager, he is a man of remarkable character.

If you want to see a funny speech at the correspondents dinner, take at look at this one.

I'm not 50/50 at all. I like Bournemouth. It has a nice sandy beach, and I like the thing they do with candles in the cockle jars.......I actually know nothing about the footy club though, exept that their centre forward is called Dean Court.

Who do you coach, Smirking Saint?

I dunno how much it alters the overall image, but it's worth remembering that the top 6 in the first half of the season was waiting for some of the big boys to catch up. Who can forget the way Accrington Stanley topped the table for the first seven weeks before dropping off?

I'd love to see them in the Prem, even having read TimberTod's posts.

I was disappointed with not winning a game we should have won, but I got over it very quickly. My only concern for next season is that we seem to be concentrating way too much on bringing in players with a Dutch connection. We supposedly have an excellent scouting system, but it seems to be being overlooked to some extent.

Twice? He was drunk, if he claims it was identical twins that pulled their guns on him, he may have just been seeing double.

Sarnia isn't Saint George, is he?

Nobody gave a crap about Canadians or indeed had heard of them until Sarnia Saint opened his yapper.

Yeah, and I've tried making your living room argument, but it sounds kinda silly when I say it.

Actually, that is what is REALLY wrong with America. No pubs!!! I often get asked what is the difference between a pub and a bar. It's vexed me for so long that all I can really say is "A bar serves drinks to people that want a drink, while a pub serves drinks to people that want a drink, but bars are crap and pubs are great. " Then I walk away mumbling something about atmosphere.

Brits are arseholes on vacation too. Come to think about it......Everyone is!!

FM16 is going to be a real beyatch to play after all our players have been downgraded accordingly.

The place will probably have a ton of American visitors buying up all the cigars and '50s vintage cars by the time you get there.

The WUMs are making this thread almost unreadable.

Nothing new there, not even for the larger arms

Not paying your child support is a serious crime here.

To be fair to America, our prisons have the highest number of inmates per capita in the world.....So it's not like the cops shoot ALL perps!

Good luck to Bompey. I've always had a soft spot for their candles in coloured cockle jars thing that they do......And the friendly squirrels too.

Who cares what Pelle's mom thinks?

The win was fine, the standard of play not so great.....But the two goal scorers? That gives me hope for the run in. An excellent confidence boost for both those guys!

Maybe it's your personal hygiene......Just a guess on my part.