Monkeyboy

I'm sure someone had already made one of those a couple of hundred pages back. Anyone remember the link?

Ahaha, trolling at its best.

What I don't get is, say the phew do manage to con enough of their fishyfriends to "invest", isn't pretty much all income for the foreseeable future earmarked for other commitments they have? Would this mean poor old Skatey Jim who gave his life savings to help keep the club on life support ends up being asked to carry on stumping up cash to pay for TBH's wages over the summer? Also the fact they think they will find 5000+ of the phew with a grand lying around ready to invest when not many more than that can be bothered to turn up on a Saturday and pay £1, £11, £12.50 for a ticket in the clubs hour of need just shows what sort of levels of delusion they are working with!

These plus suits, bowler hats and monopoly money to throw around at the pompey game, think we have our dress up theme

This! Although really don't think there are many teams that will be able to temp Adkins away should we go up?

Spaff Le Tits Federico "in the" Arias Not in my eye ow Berkovic

This is why I want them to die 38 Markus Liebherrs Dad Was A Nazi Friday, March 16, 2012 at 05:34 PM Great keeper, sad to see him go. Thanks for your efforts Hendo, now help the Hammers win the league. PUP 43 Markus Liebherrs Dad Was A Nazi Friday, March 16, 2012 at 05:46 PM Apparently the 5cummers have offered us Bartosz Białkowski on loan and £2,000,000 cash if we put him in goal on the 7th April. PUP. 46 The Green Man Friday, March 16, 2012 at 06:00 PM @43 your use of the word nazi with regard to someone dead demonstrates and helps confirm why we are becoming the most loathed fans in the league. No sense of humour + a big chip on our shoulder is a bad combination. Good luck Stephen, thanks for all your efforts. 47 Markus Liebherrs Dad Was A Nazi Friday, March 16, 2012 at 06:21 PM The Green Man #46, My username is simply stating a fact or would you prefer it to read " Markus Liebherrs Dad Was A German Soldier Who Was Directly OR Indirectly Involved In The Murder Of Thousands Of Jews For Nazi Germany During WWII" . And I thought my joke about the 5cum lending us their carppy keeper was quite good, so You Sir are the one with no sense of humour, Good Day to you. PUP

Shame we don't play pompey a few games later, a win could have guaranteed our promotion and their relegation at the same time.

You land on Liam Lawrence. Lose a drink, receive a headbutt to the face and go directly to hospital

Jeeze, we try and help the skates out of financial trouble and this is the thanks we get!!

We would have been a lot stronger at pens if Matty had been there!

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Well they have already had a chunk out of the Lithuanian's and Latvian's, why not the rest of the worlds!

Aaron Martin

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4006915/Ace-Liam-Lawrence-butts-fan-in-booze-club-row.html Apologies if already posted but hadn't seen this anywhere?

Sign him up!!

Keep them chasing then bring on the Riddler later on to rip them apart!

Ole!!!

Not seen it anywhere but today is the great mans birthday! Used to watch the unbelievable video religiously when I was younger, anyone know if you can get it on DVD? :adore::adore:

MLG I never said he wasn't capped. I just said its funny how he's gone from a fringe squad player to a "must play" player all of a sudden despite playing next to no first team football at the Ar$e.

Had a good game for the U21s, came on at half time and set up 3 of England's 4 goals. Pearce quoted as saying "He's got to play. He has a big future ahead of him". Funny how he has only noticed that now he's moved to one of the "big 4".

Yeeeeessss!!!!!!!!!!!

Right or wrong I still would like to see a rendition of "1-0 to the South Coast Club!" at the next game. In between the songs for Markus of course.

I remember there being a rumour about Rivaldo coming over for talks and being shown around the newly built SMS.

Can't believe Ken Monkou hasn't been mentioned yet, what a player!