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We beat Man City, Everton and West Ham (Although we lost at Norwich in the Cup in the middle of that). Don't know the scorers, but they were all 1-0 wins.

I know things.

1992

That's a lot of big names, but you cannot honnestly claim the Milan side you played last night is the best team in Europe. Shevchenko - A shaddow of the player who ripped the CL appart with Milan and Dynamo Kiev. Ronaldinho - Not the player that won the 2002 World Cup Seedorf - Good, but past his best. Pato - Huge potential, but only has 12 goals and 31 apps for Milan so far. Don't get me wrong, it's a good result for Pompey, but no more of an achievement that the same score at home to Liverpool IMO.

Dean Richards and Killer. Sorry, younger generation and that.

But this is the media. They will blow everything out of proportion to make a good story about how all hard working, law abiding citizens are victims of thieves, rapists, immigrants and terrorists. Unless you f**k the burgular's up big time, they are unlikely to go running to the Police, hence I personally would get a couple of Dobermans. If that's not practical, tougher windows I guess.

Then you'd get back to the fact that they in all likelyhood wear a balaclava or something to protect their identity. Even if you got a perfect shot of their mug, you'd still then have to catch them, and by the sounds of it they're out of there and have spent the cash before you've got your slippers on. Have you considered a very large Venus' fly trap?

Bjorge Lillelien. Legend, how did I forget him.

I think a 'Home Alone' style set of boobie traps would be your best bet. Try chucking paint tins at them from the top of the stairs, or emptying a tool kit on them from the porch roof.

Chris Kamara has surely got to be up there. The banter between him and Jeff is just comic genius. Gotta love Le Tiss for his commentary on the Liverpool vs. Havant and Barnsley games last season alone. I've always found Phil Thompson to be an irritating moaning budgie. Motty is just clueless and in love with Wayne Rooney.

Surely anyone breaking into somewhere where they know there is CCTV (and I think if you put up cameras you have to put notices up saying so) would just wear a balaclava, so the whole thing would be totally pointless.

Wouldn't have said that. If Milan were that good, they wouldn't be in the UEFA Cup at all. Beating any of the Prem big 4 is more of an achievement IMO, and Saints and Pompey have both done that several times.

Think we can do without that.

That would be the transfer advisor for West Ham? I can see why you might get excited about that. Maybe if the hammers took Defoe back, plus a few others, you might not do a Leeds quite so quickly.

No, the beginning of the decline was when they announced the club was up for sale for £1, they werelosing £2m a month and players would have to be sold in January. And Bagpuss leaving too.

Talk about sh*t on the little guys. This would basically mean nobody except the Ferraris, BMWs and McLaren's, plus Alonso, need bother turning up. Where is the motivation for a Red Bull in 6th to overtake a Toyota in 5th with 10 laps left, 40s behind a Ferrari in 4th? Think how boring some of the recent WDC would have been with this system. "In 2003, the world title went down to the last race between Schumacher and McLaren's Kimi Raikkonen even though the German had won six races to the Finn's one." Montoya was also in the running until the penultimate race with 2 wins. In short, it's a sh*te idea and Bernie should STFU and stop throwing the toys out the pram because Ferrari didn't win.

Ultimate lolage! I was going to point out that 8 years ago Leeds beat Milan on their way to the CL semi final. Hardly seems relevant now.

Licka took a half decent corner. Remember he set up a brilliant last gasp equaliser for Euell at Molineux last season. Don't get why we let him go.

He certainly got one when we won at The Riverside. Think the other one was at home to Palace. Wigley signed him. Never scored against Pompey. The players who did that season were Phillips, Blackstock, Oakley, Crouch and Camara.

I think Jackobsson scored a couple from corners, so he wasn't completely useless.

I hardly pay attention to the tabloids, Heat magazine etc. but I get the impression that people such as Victoria Beckham aren't exactly asking for attention a lot of the time. Its just that the media are transfixed by everything to do with their lives.

I don't really have any beef with people like Vicky B, because she isn't exactly an attention whore. She is just famous and married to another famous person. My list would include: 1. Big brother contestants. Any of them, I don't care who. 2. Radio 1 DJs, as above. 3. John Motson 4. James Allen 5. Jodie Marsh 6. Alan Carr 7. Michael McIntyre 8. Fern Cotton, sort of covered in point 2 but does other broadcasts which get on my tits. 9. Indie Bands. The kind who think wearing a cardigan and not getting a hair cut makes them cool. 10. Arsene Wenger. 11. Amy Winehouse. Did I really get to #11 before I remembered her. 12. Pete Doherty. The male equivalent of #11. 13. Russel Brand. W**ker who bizarrely bases his wardrobe and hairstyle on #11. 14. The guy porking #11 who isn't famous for any other reason, but is always in the news. 15. Jonathan Ross. Why is he the BBC's top paid presenter? 16. Jimmy Case. 17. X-Factor winners. Always at #1 for a stupidly long time, just because of X-factor, even if the song is gash. 18. Davina McCaw. Shut the f*ck up! 19. Kerry Katona. Been posted that many times, I just realised I'd missed her myself. 20. Joe Pasquale. Even the Kiss of life that is 'I'm a Celebrity...' couldn't resurect his "comedy" career. 21. Sarah Palin. Nutter. 22. Basshunter. Giving chavs the world over an excuse to make noise. 23. Michael Schumacher. 24. The Redknapp family. The Wii adverts alone are good enough reason. 25. Richard Hammond. I like Top Gear, but the Hamster has become a very irritating parody of himself lately. Sure I'll think of some more in a bit.

Hope not, as he will likely be the best driver in the best car and probably win it about 5 years in a row like Michael did. F1 is much more fun when Ferrari have 2 crap drivers.

Senna vs Mansell at Monaco in 1992 was alright. As for title fights, Hakkinen and Schumacher in 2000 was pretty exciting, although I'd say this season top's it pretty easily.

And yet Plymouth still had several chances. I can't help but feeling that if we'd had a bit more bite in midfield we could have made it more comfortable at the back and had a few more decent attacks.