Arizona

Who's going to get served by me this week then you f**kers?! ------------------------------------------------------ Arizona Mike Noog Andy +3 Calvin Rob (maybe) Noog's mate B F**king Rabbit P.O.T.S. 11 and a maybe so far.

Boo lacks. If BA cabin crew are being treated with contempt then God help the others. They get the best wages, their uniforms paid for, off base allowances, food onboard. The cabin service directors on long haul flights don't even do any services.

On here please ladies and gents. Am I right in thinking we have never been to Wycombe before? Same 11 that started at Carrow road please Mr Pardew.

Does the away dressing room have a "communal" shower? Only my penis is incredibly small and shaped like Richard Nixon.

Ah, screw it. I'm off to get slaughtered by some 12 year old American fat kids. If anyone wants to join my server, be my guest.

Trust me, it isn't. If I break his legs at Flemming Park next weekend, can I have 90 minutes Steve?

Invited anyone I've got online. Only overkill in so far.

Boro were never going anywhere with Gareth Wigley in charge. The timing was a bit odd, I'd have gotten rid of him in May, but it was pretty much inevitable IMO. Think WGS will take then into the playoffs next season.

Quick question. Have we ever done the quadruple over a team before? I only ask because we've got a trip to Milton Keynes coming up in the not too distant future and they have been utterly abysmal in the last three encounters.

I should be around tonight. I'll invite anyone who happens to be online at 8:30 as most people seem to be busy at 8.

Correction: Well you did walk in to that one.

Thank f**K for that. Minty you're safe. You too Mike.

But you do have a 45 minute head start. It would be just my luck if I was up against the only player on the pitch who is actually good.

I should be there NEXT week. Need to get practicing on Minty and work out some vague form of understanding with Mike. :-k

I'm going to drag your sorry a*se along that flank for 45 minutes. Wont get anything remotely like a decent cross in, but you will be knackered. P.S. When can we request squad numbers Steve? Shotgun on 22.

LM. Mother of God...

You don't think it's even a slight reflection on Bart that we have produced an excellent run of results when he was in goal? Aside from the stats, he has played well in all the games I've seen him in this season. Don't get me wrong, I would never begrudge Davis his place in the side. I just think Bart is (marginally) the better all round 'keeper.

They have no grounds for complaint, it's perfectly legal. The players wouldn't be cup tied, but I'm pretty sure you have to register players for European competitions by a certain date. All irrelevant of course. No Pompey players would come close to Shakhtar's first team.

To be even fairer, you can only beat what's in front of you and the two games we didn't win were Leeds and Colchester away. I think he has been very good all season and better on crosses than KD.

Yes. He got through 1 on 1 at one point but didn't shoot. Just kept on and on running until the ball bounced off their goalie. Frustrating. Norwich, by the way, gave a superb display of how NOT to play with 10 men. Soooooooo much space.

Bart has won 9 of the 11 games he has played in.

Think he is the first ever di-anal player to play for Saints.

You can rest assured that this was indeed the case. Nothing got past Fonte today and Jaidi won most of the aerial stuff. I spent a while wondering what John Parkin was doing playing for Norwich. Lardy git.

You've spotted the joke there. Well done.