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Not a penalty, but not really a howler from the ref either. I've seen more ridiculous pens given. Opening day of the season at Leicester a few years back and one of their strikers, Dickov I think basically jumped on Michael Svensson and they got a penalty. Same game Phillips scored that belter on his debut.

I do wonder about the things you must type in to Google, Dog.

Other than MLT... Penalties - Beattie, Pahars and Vignal all have 100% records. Free kicks - Bale, Lambert or Beattie Spectacular - Loads of players had odd moments of brilliance. Poacher - Rasiak fits that stereotype.

That's just Green peace propaganda to stop us polluting the so call atmosphere. It's all make believe, just like goblins, wizzards, eskimos and Pompey's new owner.

Better than they treat their humans TBF.

Love a game of chess. Haven't played for ages though. We should try and get a 2 player version in the SWF arcade...

Picking my crosses up from row Q should give you quite a work out.

If you're only getting text updates, you could be mistaken into assuming Lambert had come off.

On 'ere mush.

This is probably the best run club in Britain at the moment. Well done. Not really a question, but someone should say it.

My point is you can have a sh*te game every now and then and still be in contention for promotion.

Norwich, Huddersfield and Wycombe sucked against us. Leeds sucked at Exeter. etc.

Norwich, Huddersfield and Wycombe sucked against us. Leeds sucked at Exeter. etc.

Since October we've won 5, drawn 5 and lost just 2 on the road. That's not too bad.

Since October we've won 5, drawn 5 and lost just 2 on the road. That's not too bad.

Bullied at school much?

Hard to say because all our previous strikers were proven at a higher level. BWP - Garbage, wouldn't have been ay better in League 1. Saganowski - On his day easily as good as our current lot. Those days were all too far appart though. Rasiak - As good as Lambert, but lazier. John - As good as Lambert, but made Rasiak look like Ormerod. Jones - Better than anything we've had since. DMG - Not really a striker. Poor scoring record, not as good as RL, LB or DC. Fuller - As good as Rickie or Lee, but never in form long enough. Euell - Tripe. 5 decent games a year and 5 goals in the 2 seasons he spent here. Then we've also had the likes of Madsen, who didn't make much impact, and Pericard, Pekhart and Robertson, who were gash.

I was half expecting a 'Downfall' video where Terry sleeps with Eva Braun. Sure it's been done.

I know a guy who couldn't get a U.S. Visa for about 6 months of trying because he had Asian heritage and the same surname as one of the 9/11 terrorists. His surname is... Kahn.

My password is donkeylover86 If someone could cover for me a couple of hours, I'm off to the pub. Ta.

I'm sure prost nearly missed the start of the season once because their car failed a crash test. Think it was in 1998. Just scraped onto the grid. That was a s**t car too.

In 1997 Lola turned up to the curtain raiser in Melbourne, couldn't get within about 10s of the pace in practice and qualy and were never seen again. Couldn't tell you how much testing they had though.

Just sent my payment through, but forgot to stick my username on it. Guessing you know it's me though. :smt035

Belgian farmers get killed driving their tractors over WWI land mines every now and then.

Can't argue with that, although Puncheon and Fonte have both been exceptional in the games Barny has excelled in.