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Well Man Utd have won the Champions League twice, but I can imagine their next final allocation will soon sell out. Any Dons who think the JPT isn't exciting have serious delusions of grandeur. They will never be more than a CCC - League 1 yoyo club at best.

Putting aside who hates who the most, I was astonished at how little interest their fans had in the first round match. A very winable tie for the chance to play at Wembley and we nigh on outnumbered them.

So you're of the opinion that you can polish a turd.

Be much funnier if they hadn't.

Damon Hill is fairly lanky IIRC, which might explain that. Good luck getting into Massa's ****pit.

Peru?

He's a new signing. Way better than Seaborne apparently. Anyway, that's just what I'd play. Rest Ricky for the two upcoming cup games.

Done. Told 'em to move the away fans to blocks 1-3 and have the 'wall of sound' in the Northam.

Davis Thomas - Fonte - Seabourn - Mills Waigo - Morgan - James - Puncheon Lallana - Barnard

Ah, could be. I just thought he was one of those players like Beatts, MLT, CMFG, Dodd etc. who settled into the area.

Good stuff. The fact that he has signed for Eastleigh rather than p*ss off back to Norway shows his appreciation of the area and of Saints. Always liked him, even if he wasn't our most gifted player. Saints joint top scorer, along with Oakley and Anders, in the '03 cup run.

This badge should be going spare next season. CIDAJFU?

Would love it if this design was true. The white with red sash is as much a part of Saints history as the red and white stripes. Would be a fantastic one off design.

Aylar Lie. Definitely in my top 10 Norwegian-Iranian ex porn stars.

1. Natalie Portman 2. Kelly Brook 3. Rachel Stevens 4. Cyril Cole 5. Keeley Hazell

Would be moderately funny if winning the FA Cup final against Notts Co was the last game ever for PFC.

I'd like to request next week between Tuesday and Friday (inclusive) for trials and training. Should be free any time, appart from the JPT game assuming I get a ticket. Not down on the South Coast as often as I'd like to be.

Here is a Nose cone with a Williams bolted onto the back.

The new Sauber. Not much by the way of sponsorship.

The Worlds sexiest looking Virgin? (Appart from the Airbus A340) Definitely my favourite looking so far.

I see...

Username: You've got three guesses Pref Pos: RM Secondary posis: RB, or indeed anywhere but LB or up front.

Trying to book a ticket at the mo but can't get through. Guess the line is crowded with people after Pompey tickets.

Petre Andre JLS

Just been skiing in France, may go again in Austria in a couple of weeks. Might go to Sharm El Sheik again after the British Grand Prix and somewhere in the med after the Belgian Grand Prix. If you're looking for good cheap sun Mike, try Sharm on http://www.teletextholidays.com very cheap deals, even at the last minute. Or you can get to the Canaries very cheap from Bristol.