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You want this one anyway

*Saints web does not condone the use of bags of money as missiles at a football match*

No visual impact throwing a bag. Just use it as confetti.

No, they would just relegate two other Prem teams. If Pompey couldn't compete in the CCC next season, I'm pretty sure they would just relegate one less CCC team, 1 less L1 team etc.

No Pompey attendance jokes then? Not one?

25,000 Saints fans waving £10 each at them would be 1/4 of a million quid.

How about we start as usual; "Is this the way to Aaaaaaamarillo" but then; "No, no" and finish with; "but you're sh*t! Aaaaaaaaaggghhhh!!"

I will try, perhaps a bribe. If someone is willing to swap the exact same shift on a different day, I could bung them £50 to do it. Need to know which date it is first though.

Oooooh, major toughie. I would say the Skates. JPT would be a nice day out, win or lose. I wasn't planning on promotion this year either and finishing 5th is no guarantee of that. 5-1 at Fratton though, they will be talking about that on intergalatic cyber message centres in 100 years time.

Yeah, but even if I could find someone to cover it, it's not worth it from a money point of view.

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Plus, if they win, we can politely remind them of what happened to the last winners of the South Coast FA Cup derby.

We have the JPT second leg and Pompey at home in the cup. Awful fixture congestion that. Better rest our decent players for the League game against Norwich the weekend after.

I want all their players to go on strike because they haven't been paid again. Then we beat their under 15s, 24-0.

Done, but with a rename. I'll be there in spirit.

As plastic as this is going to make me look, it isn't worth the money, even if I could get the day off. Hypochondriac has just put a thread saying he will pay double face value for a ticket. If I went to this match it would cost me over 21 times face value.

Sadly I am working for this fixture, but... EVERYONE has to wave money at them. A fiver, and ayrton... any denomination of currency, everyone wave it at the Skates before kick off.

Everyone thought £1m was waaaaay too much cash for WT when he signed two and a half years ago, but this season he has... Scored a goal against Charlton in the JPT in a 2-1 win. Scored the winning penalty in the next round against Norwich. Scored a goal against Ipswich in a 2-1 win, which gave us a wedge of prize money and a sell out game against Pompey in the next round. Surely, that's got to add up to £1m. Obviously it's not all about Thomas, but it kind of reminds me of Killer scoring at Maine road a few years ago. Last game of the season and lifted us from 11th to 8th and earned us an extra £1.5m.

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jesus!!!

League Team: Davis Otsemobor - Fonte - Jaidi - Harding Antonio - Hammond - Schneiderlin - Lallana Lambert - Connolly Cup Team: Bart James - Perry - Thomas - Mills Waigo - Wotton - Gillett - Holmes Barnard - Saganowski Obviously those teams aren't mutually exclusive, but it shows we can put out 2 completely seperate and competitive teams.

Just seen the highlights. Boosh! No stopping that effort.

Tim, why are you wasted at 10 in the morning?

Nope, got there two years ago. Got knocked out by Bristol Rovers on TV and some sh*tty League 1 striker scored a jammy free kick against us.

There are winnable matched in there. If not the Emirates I'd prefer Derby or Reading at home, possibly Cardiff. I wouldn't expect us to win those matches though.