SuperMikey

Like SaintAndy said, homosexuality is a practice that has been observed in countless species and is perfectly natural. Don't let your own prejudices get in the way of actual facts. Always amazes me how people with beliefs like yours (and I completely respect your right to have them) are so quick to point the finger at the "liberals". Would you rather the death penalty were reinstated for homosexuality or shall we just carry on being as tolerant as we can to minority groups?

Just playing on stereotypes my preened chum. How's the whippet? Xx

Don't want to come across all Turkish, but there's no way he'd come here. He'll go to AC, he's a Champions League quality player.

Oh, so gay people are just mentally ill, not evil. That's fine then. I know you're a cabbie Essruu, but ffs.

Damn, I just realised how good I look in my Twitter picture. Do you think Tokes will try and come onto me now that he knows i'm a hot asian dude?

Check my Twitter yo.

Yours was just a copycat attempt Mr Armstrong, my shout-out to Bearsy came from deep within my soul and thus was duly given a better reception on here.

Now I realise why Dave Merrington is employed to co-commentate, it's to stop Blackmore wittering on about ladies..

Luke's injured his knee apparently. Oh f*ck.

Oh no, there he is...

I think Adam Blackmore is dead....

It's quite common for kids his age to pick up little injuries, he's still growing (which Adam Blackmore remarked on during the commentary) so his muscles and joints are probably more prone to damage.

Hope you enjoyed your message Bearsy, I love you xxx

3-2, Hooiveld free header from a Lallana free-kick!

2-2

Schneiderlin slams it home after great work from Wanyama! 2-1

Sh*t defending makes a comeback at SMS. 1-1

I feel a bit sorry for Big Adam, he's got a lot of work to do to try and make this game interesting to listen to! Good to hear about the new wi-fi system and its flaws though.

Oh hai Steve Grant!

Barcham hits the post. Got to say, he's been excellent today. Him and Connolly are a cut above.

What a goal! Hahahahahaha

Nice little round of "Sha la la, we sent the scummers down" from the Skates then. Awwww.

F*ck sake Accrington.

And while i'm collecting tweets at the expense of the Skates, they bloody equalise...