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Fonte has a very long neck.

s'alright

Todays Prime Ministers Question has been delayed until after SFC reveal the new kit.

Lucy Pinder just been spotted at St Marys. Either there for kit launch or meeting up with Turkish for dogging in the car park.

alarm at six. Then I have a sh£t. 6.10 I get up for wash and stuff. Leave house at 6.30 'work' then back home at 7.30pm for food, shower and a w@nk.

cant see link posted already. he is changing buses. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3703856/Southamptons-Alex-Oxlade-Chamberlain-has-stated-his-desire-to-join-a-top-four-club-like-Arsenal.html

Not seen a single person wearing one yet. Looks like the marketing has failed.

****ing disgrace

spots!!!!

will there be matching sweat bands

what shade of red is it.

Happy Birthday. for tomorrow. Hope you get a new shirt.

bored of this now.

what time tomorrow , anyone know. I might take the day off work.

D. She raped me.

I've never sat in one of the white seats. That is my whole lifes ambition. Hopefully this year.

If I was on the other team I would smash him knee high next time he got the ball.

We will have to borrow Werder Bremens kit on Saturday

wow. your food comes on a plate!

Yesterdays front page of the NotW was going to be a picture of the new kit. The club shop staff have had their phones monitored for weeks.

no, then we can argue the toss about what type of cotton was used in the making of the socks and from where it was sourced.

Captain Marvel gone and buggered it all up. Probably blame it on the booze.

nope, full strength. Tevez, Messi are all involved. Or Were.

Will the press conference be live on the telly box?

Brazil just been knocked out in the QFs are missing ALL four penalties in the shoot-out. Paraguay win 2-0 on pens. I've never seen that before, from any team. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: